Quote of the Day

[telerib]

"Leave the cat alone, for what has the cat done, that you should so afflict it with tape?"
- "A Mommy's Old Testament"

Comments

Here's the original version

[ren_flora]

The original piece is the "Laws Concerning Food and Drink;
Household Principles; Lamentations of the Father", by Ian Frazier in the Atlantic Monthly. Link:
http://www.theatlantic.com/past/docs/issues/97feb/frazier/frazier.htm

It's still funny regardless of gender.