How to Teach Men to Write Women

[tejas]

(This popped out of my fingers during a discussion of last night's NCIS epsiode, Legend, wherein Ziva, once again, is written poorly

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[dicranum]

Bwhaahahaha! You just made my night. Very nice.

[tejas]

:-) Glad to hear it.

I only wish Hollywood would get a clue. :-)

[blackchaps]

giggles - you funny

[tejas]

LOL! :-)

[tejas]

LOL!!! My work here is done. :-)

I confess I was inspired, partly, by Anais' brilliant Dr. Jackson's Diary.

This also bears a scary resemblance to my own writing process.

[cookiemom6067]

You? Are a genius, love.

You are hilarious and you are SO RIGHT,

I would SO have paid to see the Molly/Jethro SMACKdown. I miss her SO MUCH, and would have loved to hear her thoughts about Gov. Goodhair and his secessionist whining.

And yes, one (slightly used) womb up for grabs in exchange for G/D clinches (I'm sort of spayed, but it's the thought that counts).

p.s. Love your "Boromir goes to Bentonville" icon.
p.p.s. Please don't get the flu - I need to hear from you daily.

[tejas]

LOL!! Thanks!

I so miss Miz Molly. She would have ripped Goodhair a new one in seconds. He'd spend a week trying to figure out if he'd been insulted. :-)

Hey, mine's up for grabs... not spayed, but pretty much out of commission. :-)

I can't remember where I found that icon, but I *love* it. :-)

No flu here, so far. *fingers crossed*

[nialla42]

I so miss Miz Molly. She would have ripped Goodhair a new one in seconds. He'd spend a week trying to figure out if he'd been insulted. :-)

My grandmother had that same skill. She could tell people to go to hell and they'd think they were getting a compliment.

One of my cousins and I were, and still are, in awe. We only wish we came even halfway close to gram's talent with insults. We are merely pretenders to the throne.

[tejas]

The Queen of Texas Women's Insults:

"Oh, Bless your heart."

LOL!! Sadly, I am only now beginning to learn the Art of the Insult. I had no role models growing up.

[nialla42]

Why teach men how to write women? Just let women write, and not just for the female characters.

Oh, and why is it you can write this out and it's funny, but when I start saying stuff like this, my friend seems torn between laughing and asking if I got my meds screwed up? *g*

[tejas]

I figure they're going to have to try and fail miserably before they'll actually get to the point where they'll even *consider* hiring women. :-)

LOL! Hon, your stuff is freakin' hilarious! :-)

[nialla42]

Either try and fail, or get them so damn drunk they'll never see the revolution coming. Possibly spiking their drinks to reduce libido would be beneficial?

The muse doesn't really visit anymore. She doesn't call and damn sure doesn't write, the fickle bitch.

[tejas]

Terminal hangovers'll work. ;-)

You need booze. Muses are all lushes.