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Florida!
Jul 19, 2009 10:18
Here are some random things that are good and not so good about Florida, based on our recent visit (
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livingbyfiction
July 20 2009, 05:34:28 UTC
Well, it's important to avoid touching, teasing, or molesting the dead fetuses.
Since you are genetically melanin-challenged, I'd recommend the Neutrogena Helioplex line. It doesn't feel like anything, and it doesn't wash off or sweat off. It appears to be powered by magic. I spent a day at the beach with this stuff and didn't even tan. (Sometimes I wonder if it's still secretly powered up 3 days later, and whether that means it will give me cancer.)
http://www.neutrogena.com/econsumer/ntg/productdetail.browse?segment=men&catId=3&subCatId=9&productId=496&target=/products/sun/ultra-sheer-100.jsp
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Since you are genetically melanin-challenged, I'd recommend the Neutrogena Helioplex line. It doesn't feel like anything, and it doesn't wash off or sweat off. It appears to be powered by magic. I spent a day at the beach with this stuff and didn't even tan. (Sometimes I wonder if it's still secretly powered up 3 days later, and whether that means it will give me cancer.) http://www.neutrogena.com/econsumer/ntg/productdetail.browse?segment=men&catId=3&subCatId=9&productId=496&target=/products/sun/ultra-sheer-100.jsp
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