All of your bets were horribly off, why did no one say we were going to be attacked by gremlins? It was so terribly obvious, wasn't it?

And no, before someone says something idiotic like, "Ohh, I want a car, too!" You'll have to pay for it. Like she is. But, yes, I am indeed that ...awesome.

Holly, please, please, please tell me you haven't fed ( Read more... )

You want, what, questions? Well, I'm generous...

Why do people insist on thinking I'm like them at all? There are very few of my kind left, and we are very different from almost every other known species in existance, why do you think I have your values, or sense of taste, or virtue, or attention span, or anythingWhy do you think the past is so ( Read more... )

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[the sounds of a oddly high number of fans, air conditioners and whathaveyous in the background]

Ah~ Gods...

This is... sweat. Actual sweat. I'm perspiring and there's not even sex involved.

It's an abomination.

Edit; And what's this I heard of The Tempest being preformed? ...Who played Caliban?

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( ooc~ )

Holly, I’m cooking again tonight.

Snow, indeed. And all of you have the gall to complain about it? At least it isn’t heat. I’ve been to the Sahara, and Florida, and I can tell you I’d be an icycle any day sooner than another in that horrible, arid… air. Honestly. Overly pampered, all of you ( Read more... )