ONE HUNDRED TWENTY-ONE

[tehpuck]

Honestly. Is it midnight yet? Spending the entire day smelling of milk wasn't particularly my intent. And before anyone feels it their mission in life to point out that I could have simply avoided this grievous injustice done to my hair and completion, I'll point out that only barbarians do not wash themselves, and after a rather strenuous night

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He is just shaking his head.

[fowlprodigy]

Robin makes suggestive gestures?

[tehpuck]

Artemis rolls his eyes.

[fowlprodigy]

Robin waggles his eyebrows.

[tehpuck]

[tehpuck]

Zeus, the toilet, I don't even want to think about. My hair, I'd rather not focus on the state it must be in. Leaving it in a towel seemed the best option.

Highly insulting, definitely.

they can start a help group.

[tehpuck]

Much less the removal of conditioner. I've simply had to take the entire day off from manners of paramount importance because I look an absolute mess.

[kingofatlantis]

Could have jumped in the ocean. S'better'n milkshakes, at least.

[tehpuck]

Salt water is, for my completion, just as bad.

[kingofatlantis]

But doesn't smell as much after a few hours, I'd imagine.

[tehpuck]

Yes. It does, however, leave me freezing cold and having to know I've walked to and fro from the relative safety of the indoors to the ocean without looking my best. And from that horrifying experience, I may not recover.

[ishiah]

Still? I'm impressed you've managed to fend off the dog this long.

[tehpuck]

Though not for lack of attempt on his part. Honestly, one would think you've been teaching it, though that, like the state my hair must be in, is not a thought I really want to entertain for too long.

[ishiah]

His way of trying to help. I would have had a different suggestion, had you asked.

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[tehpuck]

His way of trying to eat me before I remember the price we can get for-

[abinconvenienti]

Strenuous?

[tehpuck]

He's tired. Very, very tired.

[abinconvenienti]

He?

[tehpuck]

Yes. The third-person, singular personal pronoun. Masculine. The next lesson won't be free, I'm afraid; I hardly have the time to teach the ignorant masses without some kind of returning gain.