ONE HUNDRED FOURTEEN

[tehpuck]

Do you know how long it's been since I last went out, to some public venue such as... the park, or the town square, and sat down and did some people-watching? Went out amongst the adoring public for simply the joy of being near the public, graced all of you with my shared presence simply for the sake of gracing you? Just lounged about outside of my

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[warped_inside]

Of course you'll be going out today.

[ooc: Tosh has not talked to Robin in TOO LONG. D:]

[tehpuck]

Does Toshiko have a boyfriend? A girlfriend? A third-option-friend? When did you meet, who does their hair, do they drag their knuckles when they walk, how many heads do they have, who is paying for the ring, come now, give me details.

[warped_inside]

He's not a boyfriend, we're just seeing each other, and his name is Tony. I have no idea who does his hair, I suppose he does, but it is nice hair. And he's brilliant.

[tehpuck]

Oh, so he doesn't do the whole monogamy thing? Kudos, you've picked a man after my own black little heart. And when you say brilliant, you mean, brilliant like Robin is brilliant, or just very intelligent and sexy but lacking that essential panache I have?

[warped_inside]

No, he doesn't. And I don't care much. And by brilliant I mean...he's a genius, and he's successful, and he's sexy, and he's terribly good to me. I wouldn't want to try and set anyone up in direct comparison with you, Robin.

[tehpuck]

Not comparing him to me? Well, then, obviously you're the merciful sort. I'll let that thread go, then. Tony what, how successful, on a scale of one to ten, how sexy...?

[warped_inside]

You really are a gossip hound, aren't you? I'd say very successful, since he's some kind of multi-billionaire in his own world and runs his own companies and things, and he's an inventor. Very sexy. I'm not going to start rating people, then you'll want me to rate everyone.

[tehpuck]

I like to talk, as you may be aware, the generosity inherent in spreading my melodious words to the general public is a joy to me. And talking about other people is two birds with one stone. If you can call that a gossip hound, then so be it.

Oh, come now, I thought we agreed we wouldn't compare him to me anymore. I know, Toshiko, that I am the model that all men and some women are judged by, but really; I waved the rule this one time for your boyfriend, you may as well take advantage of it.

[warped_inside]

Robin, he's not my boyfriend. And I wasn't saying I minded talking about him, just pointing out my amusement at how fast you jumped at the gossip.

Well, ten then, obviously.