ONE HUNDRED THIRTEEN

[tehpuck]

Contrary to popular belief and ubiquitous rumor of mysterious origin, no, the two love b-... star-crossed lovers, short and short-tempered have not, indeed, run off to elope. I know, I, too, was shocked that this was not the case; what other reason could there be to leave me all by my lonesome in the apartment? I, personally, considered it a gift

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[captainshort]

Excuse me. Eloped?

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[captainshort]

askhfajkhga KINKY?

We're not-unhappy, Robin.

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[tehpuck]

Oh, so you get off on all that UST?

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[captainshort]

... It's not that obvious.

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[tehpuck]

It is painfully obvious to all with the eyes to see. And depressing, Hermes blow me, a veritable slough of despond.

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[captainshort]

Well, what else do you suggest?

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[tehpuck]

Besides jumping him right this very moment? What is it you military types say-- ASAP? Commando?

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[captainshort]

I've had enough of being told to strip for now, thanks.

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[tehpuck]

...Another part of the story you'll have to fill me in on, I see. Did they at least pay you? What's the going rate for that, anyway, in your world?

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[captainshort]

Shut up, Robin. Time travel required it. No comments from you about that either.

And as if me and the Commander are the only ones with issues in the apartment.

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[tehpuck]

Everyone has issues in some department on something, Holly; congratulations on making one very vague statement.

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[captainshort]

Did something happen while I was gone, Robin?

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[tehpuck]

...Besides the orgy on your sofa?

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[captainshort]

Oh God, I knew it.

Yes. Besides that. You never give pep talks.

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[tehpuck]

Well, I've obviously been holding out on you, then. I do it to Cal all the time, I did the time I took him to pop that pesky cherry of his.

...Ah, yes, Cal. He's gone home, that's something.

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[captainshort]

It's true, then.