ONE HUNDRED THIRTEEN

[tehpuck]

Contrary to popular belief and ubiquitous rumor of mysterious origin, no, the two love b-... star-crossed lovers, short and short-tempered have not, indeed, run off to elope. I know, I, too, was shocked that this was not the case; what other reason could there be to leave me all by my lonesome in the apartment? I, personally, considered it a gift

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[unseenprince]

You.

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[tehpuck]

2/3

[tehpuck]

...Nope, sorry. Not ringing any bells. Though I would suggest trying to get a tan sometime in the next millenia before you get so pale I can see your organs, kind sir. I didn't know skin could do that, and I confess, the ignorance was nothing short of blissful.

[tehpuck]

Now, onto matters of business; I have no idea what I've... allegedly done to you, and in the off chance I have stolen from you or slept with your husband/wife, I've already pawned off the goods by now and assure you that it was entirely consensual, and s/he enjoyed it thoroughly.

...Or, if you're here to leave an offering, I've given up the cult thing long ago, but the thought is deeply appreciated, leave it at the fire escape.

[fangfatale]

Who have you angered now, Puck?

[tehpuck]

Oh, Albinism Victim up there? I honestly have no idea. Some shut-in sword fetishist with an obsession about yours truly, I presume.

[fangfatale]

Ahh. Careful.

Looks like he bites.

[tehpuck]

And just imagine the discoloration that wound would reap. Ugh, I'm sick just thinking about it.

Privated while facepalming;

[ishiah]

You don't actually know this one, I take it.

Privated while eye-rolling;

[tehpuck]

Or, at least, I do not indivisually recall him, however terribly rare that is.

Private;

[ishiah]

Going by the comments in his journal, it's an interesting case of mistaken identity.

A few weeks without someone coming for you with a blade would be nice. Do you have any iron in the apartment? Your sword won't do.

Private;

[tehpuck]

...Which one did he know?

Would that vial of blood you gifted me count? It's yet to find a practical use in my decorating scheme.

[captainshort]

Excuse me. Eloped?

[tehpuck]

You didn't; I was oh so disappointed.

[captainshort]

Of course we didn't. Why would we?

[tehpuck]

Because you're both just itching to get each other's clothes off? Really; it's embarrassingly repressed. You're taking lessons from Ishiah or something, and that, right there, is truly frightening.