NINETY-EIGHT

[tehpuck]

Hmmm. I think someone was taking pictures of me, yesterday? You know, you could just ask, no need to be overweeningly secretive. Regardless of complete lack of formalities, though, I do expect a cut of whatever profit you make off my likeness; pornography involving yours truly does usually rake in a substantial amount of currency. A large

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[fowlprodigy]

Pictures...How terribly nice for them.

[tehpuck]

Isn't it just? I'll even let them keep a few, free of charge.

[fowlprodigy]

I wonder if they will notice though.

[tehpuck]

If they were taking my picture, I doubt they'll ever forget it, much less notice.

[fowlprodigy]

I assumed since you were so vain you wouldn't want...

But nevermind, since you clearly do not mind. It shouldn't be too much trouble.

[tehpuck]

You're being awfully vague today, Artemis. Did you hit your head?

[fowlprodigy]

It was merely something I've noticed recently.

Speaking of that, I found a book that should help you.

[tehpuck]

Oh, do tell on both accounts. Your observations are always... interesting, if nothing else.

[fowlprodigy]

Yes. I stopped by the library the other day and found it. It is very informative.

You have put on some weight after all.

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[tehpuck]

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[tehpuck]

[tehpuck]

Quoting an animated rabbit would just be terribly clinched, so I'll save you the auditory assault.

[fowlprodigy]

Unusual for you but perfectly acceptable.

[tehpuck]

[fowlprodigy]

And now silence. Even more acceptable.