NINETY-EIGHT

[tehpuck]

Hmmm. I think someone was taking pictures of me, yesterday? You know, you could just ask, no need to be overweeningly secretive. Regardless of complete lack of formalities, though, I do expect a cut of whatever profit you make off my likeness; pornography involving yours truly does usually rake in a substantial amount of currency. A large

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[tehpuck]

It's more of a... general celebratory service. For the good of the people, it raises moral.

[tehpuck]

Myself, personally, yes, though I cannot vouch such enlightenment for every creature under the sun.

[warped_inside]

I'd rather celebrate by throwing someone to the lions.

[tehpuck]

You'd get along wonderfully with Nero, then. He turned people into candles for garden parties. Mind you, this is while the people in question were still alive.

[warped_inside]

I'm only interested in one specific person, but at the moment I'd gladly turn him into a living candle.

Or...a living bonfire.

[tehpuck]

As long as that person isn't me, I'd be happy to offer suggestions on ancient Roman methods of slow, methodical torture ending in death. If we are talking about me, how about you use your words, hmm?

[ohrosalita]

I wish I could reach my dictionary.

[tehpuck]

...That is by far one of the more interesting kinks I've yet heard. Congratulations.

[ohrosalita]

Words? ...That's actually not totally inaccurate.

But it's more that I wanted to check the etymology for 'overweening'. I feel like 'weiner' should be in there somewhere.

[tehpuck]

Dully noted.

With me? There's always a weiner. You just have to look. It's like an interesting and ultimately much more satisfying game of Where's Waldo.

i c wut ur tags did thar.

[ishiah]

As I recall, one of Delilah's people is owed the gratitude there.

[ooc: lol cuz Lupa = werewolf y/n? Also see him try and act like nuthin' happened.]

it’s all a desperate cry for attention.

[tehpuck]

I'd really prefer not to invite Delilah to one of my orgies, if not for the fact that I'd really be unsurprised if she transformed mid-coitus, the identity of her employer is a deterent enough.

[ooc Of course of course. And ahaha now they match D:]

that's so unlike him.

[ishiah]

I'm not sure I could continue to employ someone in good faith if they had the appalling lack of judgement required to attend.

[tehpuck]

And this explains the sad state of affairs that is your current staff, yes. Mind you, explanation, not excuse, there is, really, no excuse for you.

[one_of_heaven]

...this time.

[tehpuck]

You? Alright. Name, address, preference, list of current STIs? Seeing as our past history demands it, I'll even provide the condoms.

I don't think I have enough wtf icons for this.

[one_of_heaven]

[one_of_heaven]

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