NINETY-SEVEN

[tehpuck]

Again, interesting. I hope everyone thoroughly enjoyed the impromptu history lesson; it was, so far as I was paying attention at the time, accurate enough, with the exception of my presence; we I opted not to go on that floating chunk of steel for personal reasons.

Now, well rested and warmed up from a warm and crowded bed, I can safely say, yes,

Comments

[warped_inside]

I think I'd prefer to have my history lessons someplace dryer. And preferably with less death involved.

[tehpuck]

Dryer replacement seems more in the realm of future-prediction. And there's always death in history. That's how it gets to be history.

[warped_inside]

I meant the first-hand type. I get enough of people and things dying with work, thanks. I'll take my history from a distance where it belongs.

[tehpuck]

How old fashioned. And lucky you.

[ohrosalita]

Thank god. I didn't think my handkerchief could take the strain.

[tehpuck]

It's why I advise others to invest in extra-strength hankies when consorting with yours truly... the amount of cleaning needed to be done after certain activities notwithstanding.

[ohrosalita]

I don't remember a whole lot of consorting, maybe that's why I didn't get the memo.

[tehpuck]

I said, I don't date those with children. It's really not my area of interest or expertise.

[tehpuck]

As they always are. Sometimes it becomes a sort of obsession. Dangerous stuff, really, but a cross I must bare, and bare it I will.

[tehpuck]

I share the sentiment completely, though I would add other complementary adjectives to my name.

[banditfox]

You lose more sets of coveted clothing than I can keep track of, Robin. I can't imagine how you afford the replacements.

[tehpuck]

I take very good and studious care of my belongings, obviously. So when someone fucks up and feels the need to drop me in freezing water, I know who to bill.

[banditfox]

I take it "someone" doesn't stand for "deities." Who was so unfortunate as to incur your ire this time?

[tehpuck]

This time? I'll have you know I'm a very amicable creature; really, levels of any dispute between myself and another are purely the fault of the other, especially if they're idiotic enough to do something requiring my wrath or attentions. Just for future reference, seeing as you haven't picked up on it by now, it's not my fault.

[fangfatale]

Pucks.

Talk much, say little.

[tehpuck]

And werewolves talk little and say little. There must be some middle ground, but, currently, I've not the willingness nor inclination to find it.

[fangfatale]

Say even less today. Sound distressed.

[tehpuck]

And this fact, whether true or false, is relevant to your interests... how?

Though, be aware, if you say that it's just entertaining, I am in need of a new rug, canine would do, Caliban be damned.