EIGHTY-NINE

[tehpuck]

[Voice Post | | Curse-Induced]

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The thing about Pucks, though, is, besides from being dashingly handsome and well-endowed (of which I am foremost), intelligent and immortal, is that there are no females. All Puck are male, and look rather close to identical.

That raises the question, as it always does, of how new Puck are brought into

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[faeriewhocanlie]

All male Pucks? Like the one in Midsummer's Night dream?

[ooc: Curious Kaye is curious.]

[tehpuck]

Not like them, that's ridiculous; the one in Shakespeare is like us me. I should know, I was with him when he wrote it. Terribly lay, William was.

[ooc He's just glad this is a subject he doesn't mind talking about :'D]

[faeriewhocanlie]

Oh. Well, at least you can say you slept with William Shakespeare. Except you already did.

Are the Pucks like faeries? I thought the Puck from Midsummer's Night Dream was.

[tehpuck]

Yes, several times... the sleeping with and the talking, of course. And not just today! Not that I slept with him today, I don't think he's here. It'd be terribly awkward if he were, most likely.

The faeries in my world? No, of course not. For starters, my skin doesn't look like it had a bad experience with a radioactive tanning booth, secondly, I don't like the taste of human flesh, thank you very much, and, third, I wear clothes. Rather expensive ones, on that note; drab things don't complement me like I'm sure they do others, though I'll remain blissfully ignorant on just how well.

[blue_satin_pjs]

Don't y'all get bored with each other then? Not 'cause of the no females thing, I ain't never had a problem with that though I guess it might make conversation less interestin', but the identical--

mmf.

[tehpuck]

Oh, please, you say that as if we can actually stand each other's company. The last puck I met, well, one of us didn't exactly walk away from the confrontation. Needless to say, the family reunions don't exactly happen. Ever.

I like humans. Even if they're judgmental idiots, and ridiculously naïve, hypocritical fools who live an absurdly short amount of time.

[sohappyforyou]

Oh goodness gracious.

[ooc: Oh god, he is so cocky and I love it even if Atora doesn't XD]

[tehpuck]

Gracious? I wouldn't say so, I'm generally considered one of the more selfish people in whichever social circle I feel like attending at that moment. But seeing as I work hard for what I gain, be it the legal method or the less boring one, I really can't say I don't deserve what I obtain.

[ooc He seems to have that affect on people somewhat commonly :D]

[sohappyforyou]

Do all the Pucks have huge egos?

[tehpuck]

Yes, we do, though all the other ones are over-inflated.

It's why we don't much get along. Not that I'd actually like to see the idiots; it's downright painful having to encounter someone making a stupid decision or vying to take over the world, just generally, but wearing my face while doing it? Excruciating.

[tehpuck]

So glad to have your approval, Arion, what ever would I do without it?

[tehpuck]

Well, with your blessing!

[ooc It still says the same thing! DDD: Just with moar italics.]

[just_rayne]

There's more of you? Now that's an interesting thought.

[tehpuck]

A whole race. Less than a handful, now, but there used to be hundreds.

Not that I really mind at the diminishing population; of them, I'm the only one worth anyone's time.

[just_rayne]

Heh, is the cockiness also genetic?

[ooc; <3]

[tehpuck]

In more ways than one.

[ooc |D]