podfic: Forbidden Love Story of pony!Sam and snail!Castiel, by Laulan (Sam/Castiel)
Fanfic Title: The Forbidden Love Story of pony!Sam and snail!Castiel
Fanfic Author: laulan
Pairing: Sam/Castiel
Rating: PG-13 (for being disturbing crack)
Fanfic Summary: "Sam," he tries again, gently. "He's a snail. You're a pony. Which, okay, that's fucked up in the first place, and Zachariah's getting his fucking ass kicked for this one," he growls, gathering momentum, "but how is that even supposed to w--Sam!" Sam completely ignores Dean and inches his nose closer to Castiel, who has reached Sam's ribs. Dean watches in mute horror as Sam softly presses his nose to his own body, and allows Castiel to slowly, slowly climb up onto it. Really slowly--Dean wishes like hell he could look away, but it's like watching a train wreck: hypnotizing.
Read by: tehopheliac
Format: mp3
Length: 4:07 minutes
Size: 3.77mb
Song: A Heart Has Asked For The Pleasure by Mono (instrumental)
Download: MegaUpload || RapidShare || MediaFire || Permanent Link by general_jinjur || Permanent Link by me
Reader's Notes: Alright, first things first. I had permission to turn this into a podfic. I'd give you a link to point you to the proof, but I'd actually just sent a private message to the Laulan and asked her. So, for evidence, I'm going to link you to a screenshot where she's given me permission. <3
Oh, and another important warning/note: I'm not really sure what's been going on with my laptop lately, but it's been acting... strange. The quality of the recording should be great, but for some reason my computer keeps skipping when I record it. This makes the podfic just the slightest bit confusing at times. D: When I figure out what's going on with my laptop (and fix it), I'll redo the podfic and put the improved version online for download. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Thirdly, I'm female (in case you didn't know). I'm making a point of telling you this because the voice reading the podfic is very distinctly deep and male. XD How did I manage this, you ask? That's simple. The other day, I found a program on my computer. It allows me to change my voice to the following: male to female, female to male, robot voice, elderly voice, and ghost voice.
I'd been talking to spilled_notes through Meebo and using it to say a bunch of crude (and gay) things. It was hilarious (especially the, “Would you like some candy, little boy?”) and we had a great time. It was around then that it abruptly occurred to us that it would be even more hysterical if the deep, manly (like Dean!) voice was reading a gay crackfic (very seriously, with dramatic music)!
The next thing I know, I'm opening up this little gem of a crackfic and reading it out-loud like mad. Now, please, do not run away from it because you don't like the pairing. You'd be surprised- almost all of the Sam/Castiel fics on that comment!fic entry are crack and worth reading despite your feelings on the pairing. Come on, give it a try! It's short. <3
Fanfic Author: laulan
Pairing: Sam/Castiel
Rating: PG-13 (for being disturbing crack)
Fanfic Summary: "Sam," he tries again, gently. "He's a snail. You're a pony. Which, okay, that's fucked up in the first place, and Zachariah's getting his fucking ass kicked for this one," he growls, gathering momentum, "but how is that even supposed to w--Sam!" Sam completely ignores Dean and inches his nose closer to Castiel, who has reached Sam's ribs. Dean watches in mute horror as Sam softly presses his nose to his own body, and allows Castiel to slowly, slowly climb up onto it. Really slowly--Dean wishes like hell he could look away, but it's like watching a train wreck: hypnotizing.
Read by: tehopheliac
Format: mp3
Length: 4:07 minutes
Size: 3.77mb
Song: A Heart Has Asked For The Pleasure by Mono (instrumental)
Download: MegaUpload || RapidShare || MediaFire || Permanent Link by general_jinjur || Permanent Link by me
Reader's Notes: Alright, first things first. I had permission to turn this into a podfic. I'd give you a link to point you to the proof, but I'd actually just sent a private message to the Laulan and asked her. So, for evidence, I'm going to link you to a screenshot where she's given me permission. <3
Oh, and another important warning/note: I'm not really sure what's been going on with my laptop lately, but it's been acting... strange. The quality of the recording should be great, but for some reason my computer keeps skipping when I record it. This makes the podfic just the slightest bit confusing at times. D: When I figure out what's going on with my laptop (and fix it), I'll redo the podfic and put the improved version online for download. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Thirdly, I'm female (in case you didn't know). I'm making a point of telling you this because the voice reading the podfic is very distinctly deep and male. XD How did I manage this, you ask? That's simple. The other day, I found a program on my computer. It allows me to change my voice to the following: male to female, female to male, robot voice, elderly voice, and ghost voice.
I'd been talking to spilled_notes through Meebo and using it to say a bunch of crude (and gay) things. It was hilarious (especially the, “Would you like some candy, little boy?”) and we had a great time. It was around then that it abruptly occurred to us that it would be even more hysterical if the deep, manly (like Dean!) voice was reading a gay crackfic (very seriously, with dramatic music)!
The next thing I know, I'm opening up this little gem of a crackfic and reading it out-loud like mad. Now, please, do not run away from it because you don't like the pairing. You'd be surprised- almost all of the Sam/Castiel fics on that comment!fic entry are crack and worth reading despite your feelings on the pairing. Come on, give it a try! It's short. <3