Crack. Crack crack crack.

[slash_a_holic]

icecreamkiller: I was going to ask, what if Harry's asshymen was the last horcrux. And the only way to kill Voldemort was to destroy it. And so he had to have anal sex with someone.
kurla88: DRACO SEXES HARRY FOR THE GOOD OF THE CAUSE.
bribitribbit: afdkjk LOLOLOLOL
kurla88: DRACO'S ALL PAINFULLY REDEEMED
FROM SEXING.
bribitribbit: yes, it's suuuch a burden I'm sure, being on top during buttsex
onlysayitonce:

Comments

[onlysayitonce]

daflkjs;ldfjas;ldjg;lajdsg

I love you so much. Omg.

thrashing around like a dying carp

Harry himself had eighty-five consecutive orgasms and slipped into a momentary coma. (Draco came too.)

The Hagrid/Ron. aldsfjaljdfa;ldsfja

You are amazing.

[onlysayitonce]

I want to point out all the bits I love but, it's just everything. Every single sentence was packed with hillarious, probably-actually-in-DH style bad writing. Harry crying out for Flitwick. I just. I don't even have words.

What can I do for you? WHAT CAN I DO?!?!?!?

(PS, the last line should be MADA MADA SCAR.)

[slash_a_holic]

XDDDD I'm so glad you liked it. This is probably the best thing I've ever written, sadly enough. Ummmm....I'll think of something! Maybe you can buy me cereal in August, I dunno. ♥♥

(duly edited!)

[onlysayitonce]

That's not sad, it's beautiful. We're definitely having a cereal meal. ♥♥

(best.)

[bribitribbit]

babies

now

[slash_a_holic]

As long as we can have actual joint custody and not this keeping-them-in-the-closet crap that Kurla seems to think is okay. XD

ilu ♥

[onlysayitonce]

:(((((((((((((((((

The woe that is my domestic life. Why did I have to pick a cheating whore to babysnatch with? :(:(:(

[kurla88]

Hey don't trash me in public, bitch!

[jazzyjello]

JACK I LOVE YOU

[slash_a_holic]

I LOVE YOU TOO!!1 :D

[geekstcy]

Two words. Glitter lube. ZOMG I LOVE THIS. I'll never think of asshymen's the same again. Not that I ever thought of them in the first place. I've never seen such well written crack before. Good job Messr. Obsessed with small dots! =)

[slash_a_holic]

sjafhgkjghakjgf oh god I can't believe you read this. and ENJOYED it. thank you ever so much *curtsies*
(P.S. That's Mme. Obsessed-With-Small-Dots to you, the "Generally Demented OCDub!")

[kurla88]

I can't believe I never commented on this before.

But made of awesome. :D :D

[slash_a_holic]

ahahaha so slow...but I appreciate the feedback. I'd forgotten about this, wow...