Sleepless in Dalston

[tehenigma]

I don't understand the appeal. I really don't. Lying on top of someone bouncing around and shrieking. I think theyre doing it on purpose. Ive got bags under my eyes that Mary Poppins could fit a fucking kitchen suite into.

"Oh Howard! Harder better faster stronger!"

"Vince Vince Vince. So tight. So good."All fucking night. Every fucking night.

Comments

[death_and_taxis]

It's Springtime, ain't it?
Full of the joys, sap rising and all that business.

If you're needing some WD-40 for them creaky springs, just give me a tinkle, alright?

[tehenigma]

When do they sleep thats what i wanna know?

[prinklebrick]

Could have done without that image, yeah.

[tehenigma]

Yeah well this is my life now D:

[prinklebrick]

I know a good brand of earplugs.

[tehenigma]

Yeah thatd be fuckin brilliant mate. All I can do right now is try an get too stoned to notice but thats just makin it more... imagey.

[hotbebop]

I think you'll find that I am manfully restrained - it's definitely Vince making all the noise.

And, for your information, it's the other way round. So, shows what you know.

I mean,

uh...

[tehenigma]

Throw his voice does he?

And please spare me the details. Please.

[hotbebop]

...yes? He does an excellent impersonation of me.

[tehenigma]

But hes never dun it before now?

You expect me to believe that youre lying there quiet as a mouse and he talks to you in your own voice?

Actually dont tell me. I dont want to know.

[camdendollyboy]

aw naboo i kno yuo ent got proper bits liek we do but tahts no reasin to be jealus! tho i was wonderign why yuo were lookin so tired latley..

ps i did tole pixie not to eat teh corn flakes out teh box ne more but i gess she didnt lisen :P

pss howard makes way more noise tahn me seriusly yuo shuld hear him

psss admit it yuor impresed i can quote an entier daft punk song mid shag

[tehenigma]

Im not jealous I just want some fuckin kip.

Vince is there an animal in my house?

I. do.

Was the robot voice really necessary?

[camdendollyboy]

its ok naboo yuo can talk to me abuot it yuo know ill lisen :-)

um. no... why wuld tehre be?

hehe rite sorry ill gag him or sommat.. actualy taht culd be intersting hmm... cheers for teh idea!

yes. it was.

[tehenigma]

I dont want to talk about it I want to sleep. For fucks sake.

Because you referred to a hallucination of a chihuahua by name. Something youd like to tell me about?

I want to die.

I want to die

[inthereeperbahn]

HAHAHA oh mate, it aint funny but it kind of is

you should be glad there happy right? you want soundproofing. or loud music.

[tehenigma]

Listening to Tusk full blast. Just wish it didnt have the pauses.