Many people told me, in the buildup to last night's TositosFoxCorporateSponsorHere BCS national football championship game, that I should root for the University of Florida Alligators because of our shared conference affiliations
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How about Florida versus North Korea? Oh, wait, how about Iran versus North Korea? Sudan versus Somalia? OH! The National Front for the Liberation of South Vietnam versus the Palestinian Liberation Front versus the Tamil Tigers in a bizarre three-way football extravaganza! The classic match-ups are endless!
A mullet, wife beater, and raggedy jean shorts (with a smoke dangling out of the corner of his mouth, one hand around a Milwaukee's Best Light, the other around the waist of his woman, four inches taller and much curvier than he is and wearing too-tight sweat pants and a tube top, with a passel of kids dragging behind ranging from the toddler with just a diaper digging in the dirt with a stick to the oldest with a cut-off Christian rock T-shirt and pouty expression).
If Florida were playing Iran, give me Ahmednejad and the points.
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Hold on to this, my fellow Dawg fan. Florida may have won last night, but we have something from this season they don't - a win over Auburn.
GO DAWGS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If Florida were playing Iran, give me Ahmednejad and the points.
That's the funniest thing I have read all week.
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Ah well, at least Vandy played Florida better than tOSU did. Actually, come to think of it, Vandy beat Georgia beat Auburn beat Florida beat OSU -
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I'll start making up shirts...
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