MY TEETH ARE GONE GONE I TELL YOU

MASHED POTATOES AND SOUP AND ICE CREAM FOREVERRRRRRRRRRrrrrrr

owowowow smiling is not advisable.

Title: Open My Thighs and Peer Right In
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: X-Men
Pairing: Charlotte/Erik
Word Count: 2,800~
Prompt:  http://xmen-firstkink.livejournal.com/6192.html?thread=7879728#t7879728 Charlotte and the OB-GYN.

( “So what brings you in to see me today, Ms. Xavier?” )

once upon a time the end

oh. My. God.

Once upon a time I was with my Calvin and Calvin says WANNA SEE
SOMETHING COOL and she put a hot cookie fresh from the oven on top of a
receipt and I was like oh that's a lot of grease on that cookie? ut then
she moved it to the baking pan and RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES MAGIC HAPPENED
DID YOU GUYS kNOW THEY PRINT THOSE RECEIPTS YOU GET AT THE ( Read more... )

 omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

T and G came to visit and we shot shit

I shot the shit out of that fucknig waterbattle hahahaahahahahahaha

no I don't have that water bottle.

Oh well, yeah, I wannatake a picture of thart waterbottle.

Anyways I killed it dead.

And then we went swimming. AND ATE BOSCO STICKS 

Deanonning because like I don't even have this shame thing what are you talking sbout NO SHAME HERE ( Read more... )

I AM INTERNET HERE ME ROAR.

That's right bitchse.

Here me roar.

Bitchse.

Anyways, whatever. I have the internet, I am all settled. INTERNEEEEEEEEEEEEET

Hi internet I have returned home to your welcoming, addictive bosom.

( Omake 1 )

That Voodoo That We Don't Do

Characters: Danny/Steve pre-established, Chin and Kono

Rated: R

Warnings for: Major character death, suicidal thoughts, major bodily harm, Zombie!Danny, fix-its in the "omakes".

Summary: A week after he dies in a plane crash Danny shows up at Steve's dripping all over his floor, singed and stinking.

Word Count: ~3,500, ( Read more... )

So it's like eighty times harder playing Dragon Age Awakening after playing Dragon Age 2

AAANDDEEEERSSS 8C