NEVER LET ME WRITE NOTFIC AGAIN.

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ALL RIGHT SO a little while ago (like two days, holy shit) Eggo and I were talking, something you should never let us do

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I JUST SHRIEKED AT YOU OVER AIM AS I READ THIS SHIT BUT I JUST.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAPPYEND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

(scarf and newsboy cap HELLO NOTFICTIONAL!RYAN ROSS I C U THAR.)

and like. pete strikes up a conversation with this Patrick guy all casual and mind-if-i-sit-here? and they totally hit it off (i hereby decree that patrick was humming Through Being Cool because lololol riffs on the legendary first meeting NEVER GET OLD) and even though they only chat for a little while, pete TOTALLY GETS HIS NUMBER \o/ YAY. later he texts mikey all victorious and \o/!!! and mikey replies with youre a creeper but he means it with love. AND THEN PETE'S LIFE BECOMES A ROMCOM. YAAAAAAY.

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AND THEY GO SEE GERARD IN LA CAGE TOGETHER AND THE WENTZ-WAY PLAYS GIVE WAY TO WENTZ-WAY-STUMP PLAYS AND THERE ARE SNUGGLES AND HUGS AND MAKEOUTS AND

AND THE BLACK PARADE GETS A REVIVAL. OR SOMETHING. GOD THIS UNIVERSE DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, I LOVE IT.

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I LOVE IT SOSOSOSOSO MUCH. OMG AND THE COURSE OF TRUE LOVE, IT DOES NOT RUN SMOOTH, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE PETE IS FULL OF OVERTHINKING AND FREAKS OUT A TEENY BIT WHEN HE REALIZES THAT OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD THIS IS REALLY PATRICK, HIS PATRICK, OH MY GOD. there is a lot of wentzian dramallama guilt complex nonsense and OH NOES WHAT IF I'M NOT REALLY IN LOVE WITH HIM OH GOD SO CONFUSED. eventually patrick will find out somehow about fictional-patrick and... he may or may not freak out. I think he might at first because this is how romcom logic goes, but that's what makes pete realize that fucking duh he loves real-patrick. and then he has to go WIN HIM BACK! DRAMATICALLY!! WITH THE HELP OF WAYS I HAVE NO DOUBT.

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PETE IS JUST VERY CONFUSED BECAUSE LIKE, DID HE CREATE REAL-PATRICK? WERE THEY BOUND BY FATE AND PETE KNEW FROM THIS PSYCHIC CONNECTION EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS SOULMATE? IS IT JUST A DUDE NAMED PATRICK WHO HAPPENS TO BE SIMILAR TO A CHARACTER HE INVENTED NAMED PATRICK? AND HE DOES A LOT OF PACING UNTIL HE'S JUST "FUCK IT I DON'T CARE, THE POINT IS I ~LOVE~ HIM, OKAY." and he just has to try to tell patrick that he's not going to put weird unrealistic expectations on him just because he may or may not be fictional.

And there are a lot of jokes about how Patrick is so perfect Pete must have just dreamed him up, until Patrick is sick of him.

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I WILL RESPOND IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE CAPS ARE GREAT.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KIND COMMENT ON MY RIDICULOUS NOTFIC. AND YEAH I AM VERY SUBTLE IN MY RYANROSSY-DROPPING, AREN'T I. YEAH. NO.

THANKS AGAIN!