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[teh_slush]

UGH YOU GUYS so I just watched the end of season 3 of Doctor Who.

But more importantly a few nights ago Eggo and Reili and I finally watched Blink, which got me back into the BBC mood and somehow I thought it was a good idea to write terrible crack.

And then Eggo made me post it.

Have I ever even posted fic to my journal, oh my god.

A Little

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[1st_eggokage]

I SERIOUSLY DON'T EVEN HAVE WORDS FOR HOW MUCH THIS CRACKS ME UP. YOU SHOULD BE WRITING ME CRACKFIC FOREVER, OKAY.

1. TITLE ASFKLJSDFSDS.

2. BARTSKULLS!

3. “Come on, it’s great, I promise. There’s parades and clocks and music, ‘Trick, you like music!”

alsjdfs these two. /helpless flail

4. “I should know better than to trust someone who takes me away from my guitar with a line like ‘let me show you my blue box.’”

PATRICKSSSSS. I love your Patricks, omg.

5. ALIEN VESPAS. ALIEN SUGAR. ffffffffff.

6. AND THEN THE ENDING. AGH. YOU. THIS. I LOVE.

AGAIN. CRACKFIC FOREVER. ♥

[teh_slush]

WAAAAH YOU GIVE ME TOO MUCH LOVE.

There are bartskulls on everything, okay. The screen, the buttons, where "POLICE" is supposed to be on the outside. And on the Clan hoodie he wears through all of history, of course.

And Patrick's life is so hard, okay, he has to deal with vampires and aliens and NOW I REALLY WANT TO WRITE THE DALEK!PANIC FIC, AGH I HATE YOU.

THIS VERSE MAKES NO SENSE.

...but yeah if you want more crackfic I. I might be willing. maybe.

...no, seriously, they'd be the worst Daleks ever.

[1st_eggokage]

I STILL LOVE THE IDEA OF RYAN ROSS THE DALEK. IT IS MY FAVORITE THING.

WRIIIIIIITE. /paws at

in the meantime I will attempt to work on one of the million textedit windows I have open. HERE HAVE A FICBIT FROM "I NEVER TOLD YOU WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING":

"Sorry, it's kind of a mess right now," Gerard says apologetically, finally getting the key to actually turn in the lock and shouldering his apartment door open.

The stench of rot is what hits Frank first, sends him reeling; rotting flesh and the overwhelming metallic tang of too much blood. He fights down the urge to press his sleeves over his nose.

Gerard doesn't even seem to notice.

:D? D:? THOUGHTS.

[teh_slush]

RYAN ROSS IS A VERY DEEP DALEK WHO THINKS "EXTERMINATE" IS JUST A BIT TRITE.

BRENDON HAS WAY TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS WHOLE STAIRS THING.

JON WALKER IS VERY CONTENT TO JUST FLOAT AROUND AND PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND RYRO.

SPENCER'S LIFE IS HARD.

sldkfj Gee. Geeeee. GERARD THE WHOLLY UNAFFECTED SERIAL KILLER MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE THING.

[teh_slush]

slkdjflksdj HI HELLO. I am so not used to random people commenting on here because I am TINY AND UNKNOWN but. Not complaining!

Oh god I know, right, EVERYONE DOES THAT. IN, STILL BIG, OUT, STILL BLUE, IN, STILL A SPACESHIP, OUT, STILL BLUE. I haven't even seen much classic Who but if it's the same as the new series, I can imagine how hilarious it would be.

...But yeah, THANKS FOR YOUR COMMENT. /flails

[teh_slush]

aaaaaa see, see this was the first fic I posted to my journal and it's been so long I CAN'T LOOK AT IT AGAIN but. If you think it's still funny I am gleeful.

I've seen one special that had five Doctors running around and being great, but nothing else. At some point I will probably watch the episodes with Tom Baker in them? But right now I'm just waiting on the edge of my seat for NEW SEASON NEW SEASON AAAAA CHRISTMAS.

Also out of curiosity who linked you here in the first place? UNLESS THEY WISH TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS. OR SOMETHING. IDK I AM SLIGHTLY FLUSTERED.