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[teh_slush]

Communism isn't bad. It's just boring. I dislike homework.

Also, my idiot hairdresser cut my hair short so there's one part that never wants to stay in a ponytail. I'm thinking of just letting it sit there all the time so I have a sidehair. N/N

MEME

Give me a fandom and I'll fill out the following shipping-related questions for it:

One True

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[davaidavaidavai]

JOJOS. ALL OF JOJOS. EVERY JOJOS EVER.

[davaidavaidavai]

Also, I see my Stand is at work.

[teh_slush]

Oshi--

Uh.

One True Pairing Ship: Caesar/Joseph. They're just so gay and adorable and SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOGETHER.
Canon Ship: Dio/Ice. It has to be canon. Even platonically IT'S CANON.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Wan Chen/Dio. OH GOD THE IMAGES NO BRAIN DIO'S SEVERED HEAD IS NOT DESIGNED TO SUCK COCK.
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Everyone/Doppio. >:3
"I dabble a little" Ship: Fugo/Narry. Eh, it's cute. Especially when Eggo writes it.
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Dia/Rizzo. HATESEX HATESEX HATESEX.
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Yuuya/Rohan. I love Rohan but Yuuya is eh. Why is there so much art of them. Why.
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: RAPEINSON/DOPPIO. SLKDJFLKJ MY OTP.
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Giorno/Mista. I DON'T LIKE GIORNO :

[davaidavaidavai]

Wan Chen/Dio

...Why do I want

WHY DO I WANT.

B-But Yuuya has sexy tats that make him look like he's always going >:] ;_;

[teh_slush]

Wut

One True Pairing Ship: Mario/Yoshi. HE RIDES THAT THANG LIKE A MOFO what where am I going with this dlkfjslkfj
Canon Ship: Mario/Peach? I guess?
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Goomba/Anything
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Chain Chomp/Mario. Oh yeah. Delicious bondage.
"I dabble a little" Ship: Koopa/Paratroopa. Unf.
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Bowser/Peach
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Mario/Luigi
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Luigi/Koopa. The green. The blinding.
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Daisy/Peach. Psht.

WHAT DID I JUST DO

[1st_eggokage]

PALAHNIUK. JUST...PALAHNIUK.

[teh_slush]

FINE.

One True Pairing Ship: Tender/Fertility. Awww.
Canon Ship: Tyler/Marla because Marla's awesome so I can ship her even if it's het
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Shannon (Was that her name? I forget. Invisible Monsters' Narrator-chan)/Anyone. slkdfjlkj THAT MOUTH
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Tyler/Narrator-kun :3
"I dabble a little" Ship: Adam/Tender
"It's like a car crash" Ship: RANT/HIS MOM. AHAHAHA CAR CRASH. HA. LAUGH.
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Anyone raping Oyster. You'd think I want to punish the little annoyance but eh.
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Mr. Whittier/Cora's sex dolls. You heard me. You know he'd do it.
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Big Bob/Narrator-kun

THIS IS WHAT I DO INSTEAD OF HOMEWORK

[potatokujo]

How about...Eathbound? >D

[teh_slush]

I DON'T KNOW EARTHBOUND D:

I'll get back to you on that when I, y'know, beat it.