I'm not amused, not one bit.  It's not even being human again that bothers me.  It's not even... being Professor Snape that bothers me.  It's a hygiene issue.  Professor, I can't tell you how much it work it took to get your hair not to look like... it looked.  And I tried to job up the stairs and got winded.  UP THE STAIRS AND I GOT WINDED!

Those who seek the escape the embrace of Anubis will be hunted down  You will be guarded on your journey to the Underworld and he will allow those who are pure to enter the Kingdom of the Dead.  My god has given me the job of bringing you before the embalmers to prepare the way.  You will come, willing or not.

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Is there anyone besides me that thinks with Curses like this last one and the Witch Trials Curse that maybe we should start looking to making some safe houses around here?  There are lots of places in the Underground, places that aren't all that deep, where we could store non-perishable foods as well as medical supplies for emergencies like that.  ( Read more... )

I refuse to be thankful that the deities are here. I don't care of they finished off the Stewards or what, they're still mostly bastards.

I definitely need to regenerate faster though. Just because everything grows back doesn't mean it doesn't hurt. Burns are the worst.

Anita... where are you? I tried to stay with you but we got separated...

I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas.  Thank you all for the gifts.  Except you Ted, you bastard.  Giving me a silver necklace.  I really appreciate them all.  Cheza, I see you got your red cloak, and that Toboe got a watch.  I hope you're both happy with them.  Toboe, if you need me to, I can explain to you how the watch works.

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Cheza, Toboe, I hope that you both enjoyed the ballet.  Ted, thanks for taking them.  It was really nice to have a quiet evening at home alone with the wife.  Heh, that sounds wonderfully domestic.

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We need to chain me up tomorrow.  I want to try changing back after too long though.  I've got presents to deliver.

Just a reminder to all students that we have a two week break for the holidays.  I also just wanted to say I'm impressed with how well all of you have progressed this year.  I know it's not easy with interruptions to classes because of Curses and how tricky it was with so many age groups combined.  I hope you all have a happy holiday.

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Anita, Toboe, Cheza... there's a new rule for the apartment.  If you have a fur coat, you must be COMPLETELY dry before coming into the apartment.  This wet fur smell is never going to go away.  There will be towels hung up outside the door for this purpose, as well as robes.

Ghosts with chains, huh?  Good old Dickens classic.

I was wondering if you could help me with something.

I know some of the people here are rather lecherous, I'm sure some of you can't help it or what ever.  Let me make something clear though.

You stay away from her.  If I find anyone else's eyes are roaming where they shouldn't be on her, there's going to be problems.

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