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HELLO, FLIST AND UNKNOWN STALKERS

So it's come to my attention that I have not given out a single Valentine yet today. I do have two plans for gifts for my girlfriend and girlfriend-in-law, but those probably won't be finished for a little while longer.

To make up for this, I've decided to host a

FUCKED-UP LOVE MEMESee, I'm bad at things

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SO I HEARD YOU NEED MORE PROMPTS.

1. vampire!brendon/fangbanger!ryanrossy, the one where ryan is william's new toy but also kind of a slut for any sharp pair of fangs that comes along

2. ABSOLUTELY ANYONE, inception au i know this has nothing to do with anything i just need it in my liiiiiife

3. pete/ryan, black swan au, pete as thomas and ryan as nina oh god don't judge me

4. still want my jesse&andrew. :(

3 oh god this doesn't make sense and I banged it out just now I swear I'll write more later

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Sixteen measures.

“Looser, Ryan. I can see you straining. Try that again.”

Sixteen measures.

“Still too tight. Again.”

Sixteen measures.

“You’re fighting against your own legs, I fucking swear. Again.”

Twelve measures.

“Your arms, Ryan, your arms and your legs need to move at the same time. Again.”

Four measures.

“Stop. Come here.”

Five steps.

“There’s no one here but you and me. Why are you so nervous?”

A hand on his shoulder.

“You never look happy when you dance. Not when you’re warming up, not during practice, not even in any of the other shows we’ve done. I’m looking for love of the art and all I see is concentration.”

A look of concern.

“If this part is too much for you-“

“I can do it.”

“I’m sure you can. But are you going to hate it?”

“I can do this, Pete, don’t think I can’t

Re: 3 oh god this doesn't make sense and I banged it out just now I swear I'll write more later

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BLACK SWAAAAAN oh god the problem is that there's no way to make a good mirror using these characters SO I'M STILL TRYING TO REDEVELOP THE UNIVERSE. AND HOPEFULLY I'LL WRITE SOMETHING BETTER NEXT TIME WHEN I'VE GOTTEN SOME SLEEP.

Ryanina oh god dying.

Re: 3 oh god this doesn't make sense and I banged it out just now I swear I'll write more later

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LILY NOLASTNAME!! HOW COULD YOU FORGET. /my mila kunis bias, you can see it from space

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THERE ARE NO WORDS AND I ACTUALLY CANNOT AND ASKDFJASD RYANINA THANK YOU FOR THAT ONE AMY ughhhhh pete wentz you glorious creep and THERE IS SHOWER HORROR THANK YOU THANK YOU AAAAAAAH. BLACK SWAN APPRECIATION LIFE IS IT THE OSCARS YET I CANNOT WAIT TWO HOURS

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I THINK YOU'RE BIASED. BIASED IN FAVOR OF SWANS EVEN WHEN THEY'RE SILLY.

I suppose shower horror does make everything better though.

1!!!!

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