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[thirty-fourth quest | elegante (take two) | action/audio]

Jun 17, 2010 22:16

[Karis has gone exploring again, for lack of anything better to do. She's getting tired of simply boozing herself up everyday, believe it or not. She sulkily kicks her way through the field of flowers, making sure that she's leaving a nice trail of torn up plants and dirt. She comes to a quick stop with a start as she finds herself facing an open ( Read more... )

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[Audio] missgenresavvy June 17 2010, 19:02:41 UTC

[Well isn't that the most specific message Zoey's ever heard. Still, she's curious.]

Uhh... What are you talking about?

[Audio] missgenresavvy June 18 2010, 16:29:30 UTC

As a general rule, no. Zombies don't count. In fact, anything with teeth they're trying to sink into any part of me does not count as a person.

[But she pauses. A little uncertain.]

You guys've... just never talked before.

[Audio] teethofneedles June 18 2010, 16:31:28 UTC

I see how it is. You just hate us irrationally.

[Audio] missgenresavvy June 18 2010, 16:41:37 UTC

Irrationally? Irrationally? Oh go to hell. I liked you guys just fine before your buddies went and brought the apocalypse down on my ass!

[Audio] teethofneedles June 18 2010, 17:17:41 UTC

Maybe you shoulda thought that 'fore you meddled with whatever it is you meddled with.

[Audio] missgenresavvy June 18 2010, 17:27:58 UTC

What are you talking about, I didn't meddle with anything! It was a freaking disease!

[Audio] teethofneedles June 18 2010, 17:29:05 UTC

Oh yeah, I hear that all the time. "It was the Plague! Waah! Wahh!"

Wasn't like our Prince decided to release it on us or anything.

[Audio] missgenresavvy June 18 2010, 17:34:40 UTC

Prince? Wait wait... what? Prince- you guys have a prince? How is that possible. All your buddies do is lay around all day and wait for morons to set off car alarms so you can come running for a meal.

You really expect me to believe you're coordinated enough to have kings or queens and all that crap?

[Audio] missgenresavvy June 18 2010, 17:35:07 UTC

[Audio] teethofneedles June 18 2010, 17:37:34 UTC

Prince Arthas of Lordaeron. Used to be human. Now he's the Lich King and he dragged his whole damn country down with him. We're all undead, dead or refugees now. And some of us are free of his control.

And we have a queen now. The Dark Lady, Sylvanas.

[Audio] missgenresavvy June 18 2010, 17:47:53 UTC

[There's another silence. And Zoey... starts to think things are not quite right. She places a hand over her forehead, like she's got a headache. It shows in her voice.]

Wait... Hold on a second. Just... hang on.

I just feel like we're on different pages, here. I've never heard of this dark prince guy, Lodaeron, or dark ladies and don't you even ASK me what being a Lich king is supposed to mean.

The Zombies I know are basically brain-dead monsters who swarm and eat everything alive they can get their grubby hands on.

[Audio] teethofneedles June 18 2010, 18:15:30 UTC

Well, that does describe summa the Scourge...

[Audio] missgenresavvy June 19 2010, 01:15:36 UTC

[She sighs. Nothings any clearer than when they started.]

This isn't getting anywhere.

Just... just tell me whether or not everyone's right about you.

[Audio] teethofneedles June 19 2010, 01:32:11 UTC

Don't piss me off and we'll get along fine.

Maybe we should have drinks sometime...

[Audio] missgenresavvy June 20 2010, 00:10:50 UTC

[She's quiet a moment.]

... I'm not having a drink with you... if I have to sit in a grave.

[It it's necessarily a no. A part of her wants to outright say no, but... it's hard when the zombie in question that she really wants to hate isn't being a dick.]

[Audio] teethofneedles June 20 2010, 00:22:15 UTC

Maybe later then. You sound alright.

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