Exudes Opulent Individual Style

[teenybuffalo]

I can't think of a more appropriate use of this icon.

I have a new life goal: to make the kind of money and lead the kind of life that means I can stay at this hotel.

The Witchery, Edinburgh. Every single suite looks like it's been built for a Hammer Horror reboot. I can't decide between "The Old Rectory," where I think they include a free

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[alexx_kay]

If The Library suite has a ladder, I call dibs for me and Kestrell!

[teenybuffalo]

Close inspection does not reveal whether it has a ladder built into the shelves, but there's a chair in that one establishing picture that would fold back to become a stepladder. If that won't do, we can have one brought in.

[rushthatspeaks]

I would love to be included, and will certainly eat as many vegetarians as-- *cough*-- sorry, I mean I'm not a vegetarian. Man, that is an amazing hotel.

[teenybuffalo]

I'll make sure and include you. I feel we could explore a lot of its possibilities in twenty-four hours.

[teenybuffalo]

In that same universe, I've become a drug dealer or neurosurgeon or something and can afford to hire us all a plane, so you don't have to worry about the cost either.

[ladymondegreen]

I have massive dietary restrictions, but I wouldn't miss it. May it be as you have said.

[teenybuffalo]

Brilliant, I'm so glad you're coming too. We can have a chef brought in.

[sovay]

Please comment here if you wish to be included in the party and whether you'll order the vegetarian option or have other dietary restrictions.

That is completely insane; please keep me posted. I have no dietary restrictions in the sense in which you are asking and am only sorry we can't bring Peter Cushing.

[teenybuffalo]

I absolutely will. I agree that it's too bad we can't bring Peter Cushing, but we could hire whoever that actor is who played younger Tarkin in the prequels, and get him to sit in one of the libraries quietly reading and nodding to acknowledge people from time to time.