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Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About The Absent Tub

Dec 23, 2005 11:30

I think livejournal makes life seem more dramatic. Expand on this idea in five paragraph essay form.

Alternate topics:
-Google (or the internet in general) has raised the public's level of intelligence.
-We would all be better off if we were floating brains.

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Floating Brains annelblahiese December 23 2005, 17:51:05 UTC

While the concept of Floating Brains might just seem like a stupid, unintelligent idea, it is more of a state of mind. The goal of thinking about being a Floating Brain would be to let go of any shallow or superimposed thinking ( ... )

Re: Floating Brains teeniomango December 23 2005, 18:11:12 UTC

A-double-plus.

pussinboots43 December 23 2005, 22:29:51 UTC

Journals have been around for many years. Whether a secret diary kept hidden from your little brother or a meticulous recording of events, journals have allowed one to record a moment in time. Journals are not usually published however, or if so not until that person is long dead. So online journals present a new issue. People reading how you feel bout current events while those events are happening. They say hindsight is 20/20 but a livejournal doesn't give us that advantage. Therefore, livejournals have a strong tendencey to make things far huger or dramtic than they actually are. The following evidence will be examined (BLOODY HELL "3PPA") in order of importance: freshness of article or issue, comments left, and the permenence (spelling??)or lack thereof of journal entires.

second paragraph coming tomorrow! because im bloody tired.
sorry forgot to call at eleven...but you called at six!

pleonasm_foray December 24 2005, 22:50:13 UTC

You can search for porn on google which kills braincells and eithicscells, and if you in turn write about it in your livejournal it's both dramatic and sort of gross.

plus if we were floating brains we wouldn't have sexual drives. (+++!!)

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pleonasm_foray December 24 2005, 23:00:04 UTC

ps
pretend I worked the word 'clat' into the above somwhere.
okay thanks.

mitochondri_a December 25 2005, 10:27:15 UTC

of course we would. they would come from the cells nerve receptors in the galactic area of the cerebellum part of the BR-AIN.

okay so christine i MADE YOUR PRESENT! and im doing to drop it off sometime. so ill see you then\
PS this is annelies ei made a new one