Iron Man: If you two wouldn't keep wrecking the security system, we wouldn't need to have someone actually watching you two to make sure you don't get kidnapped. Again.
If you didn't hide security cameras absolutely everywhere, including the closets and the bathroom, there would be much less explosions. And we're in the Tower. Who has the brass balls or bustline to kidnap a couple of teenagers from the Avenger's Tower?
Billy and I haven't lost our legs, we can still run away. And the Kree and the Skrull have not yet stooped to the "want some candy, little boy?" method of kidnapping. You can keep tabs on us from the next room just as well as staring creepily at me while I'm trying to get in some decent cuddle time with my boyfriend.
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The kidnapping was totally not our fault.
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Billy and I haven't lost our legs, we can still run away. And the Kree and the Skrull have not yet stooped to the "want some candy, little boy?" method of kidnapping. You can keep tabs on us from the next room just as well as staring creepily at me while I'm trying to get in some decent cuddle time with my boyfriend.
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Billy: There were still cameras in the bathroom.
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That was weird.
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*leans backwards, peers around the room* If we locked the door behind them, do you think that they'd get the hint or would they just break it down?
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*wriggles a bit* *tosses couch cushion at bookcase where the camera in this room lives*
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