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[ted__hughes]

It's such a relief being dead sometimes. I was down to Heptonstall today to visit dear Sylvia's grave, and I spied a bevvy of those bloody infernal boisterous man-hating femininazis. I always think they are boys at first, what with the buzzcuts, birkenstocks and flannel (and yes, dear reader, they do wear flannel in Britain), until I see them

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[anonymous]

fuck you, ted! killer of womynly genius. we squat and piss on your grave!

[ted__hughes]

But my grave was designed expressly for the purposes of squatting and pissing, my dear fellow; it was constructed out of ceramic and ancient Cycladic marble in the shape of a colossal toilet 60" in circumference. My ashes lay in the cesspool below to reap the benefits of descending poop and pee. Don't be a dunderhead, and get back to reading your undervalued dead Poet Laureate.

[e_b_browning]

Why is it that everyone can turn invisible except me?!

[ted__hughes]

Probably, my dear, because you wear such heavy and layered Victorian dress. Unlike me, who is always naked. Comerre, have a whiskey and I will help you out of all that pesky clothing...

[_sylviaplath_]

my gr--what?

[ted__hughes]

You grave, honey. Sorry but sometimes the dead don't know they're dead. Haven't you watched the SIXTH SENSE?. And sometimes they do. And then they get up and keep going and start livejournal blogs. Especially if they were poets. Even mediocre ones like myself. Er, did I say mediocre, I meant er, well, fantastic, legendary, exquisite ones. Yup, don't you know it.

Ted,

[cutfever103]

I love your kitty mood theme. And your poems. Can we be best friends on LJ?

Heart,
Megan

Re: Ted,

[ted__hughes]

Girl, don't you know I will friend any poetic female who comes my way? Do you know nothing of me? I'm Ted Hughes, dammit, and I LOVE women!

Re: Ted,

[cutfever103]

I love that you LOVE women Teddy because you are so gorgeous. MMMMM.

Re: Ted,

[ted__hughes]

rrrrrrrr.

[diekia]

*** I always think they are boys at first, what with the buzzcuts, birkenstocks and flannel (and yes, dear reader, they do wear flannel in Britain)***

Dear Mr. Hughes,
This letter is to inform you that there is a distinct difference between FeministNazi's and Butch Lezzzbians. We are not angry or judge the confusion - as FeministNazi's often try to 'Pose' as Butch Lezzbians, ergo encouraging the Patriarchal hate of Butch Women.

These flannel & Birkenstock wearing, buzz cuts, are not Butch Lezzbian Women and we hope that you understand our disdain and disassociation with said group.

I would ask for you to consider this slight *hint* on being able to ID properly - the Butch Lezzbians are to busy getting laid to be bothered.

Thank you for you time and hoping this cleared any confusion.
DieKs

[ted__hughes]

Duly noted. I am now well-informed regarding this distinction, thank you. Although I admit, all I really need to know is if they like dudes. :)