And lo, I am now older.

[tectonic042]

Today's my birthday, and it's a nice one - 25! I've made it a quarter of a century, which I think is a nice, accomplished way of putting it. After this birthday, I don't have much to look forward to in terms of new social powers until I qualify for social security, but the one I did just unlock is pretty awesome. That's right - the ultimate test of

Comments

[soltares]

Yes. Rent them and drive them to me, such that I might eat them play nice with them and give them back to you...

[tectonic042]

Do not eat mah cars!

[audesapere]

happy birthday!

[tectonic042]

Thanks!

[lemur_cat]

Happy birthamaday!

Oh my god, we are such geezers.

I could have used that car renting thing the time I went to Utah and Vegas and Mom had to drive the whole time. But no! In fact, I still can't! You're older than me!

I will totally vote for you for the House. My representative can't hire office flunkies who can punctuate their gibberish excuses for killing horses.

[tectonic042]

Well, I would be a good and caring representative, but my main platform would be to replace all public transportation with rollercoasters, so bear that in mind...

[lemur_cat]

Would this involve increasing public transportation in any way? Because I could get on board with that. More roller coasters! So long as there is room for me to bring, say, a duffel bag on the roller coaster.