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techoutmystaff

4th Walled Invention

May 16, 2010 15:02

So I've heard that this has happened before?

Is that true?

Also... has anyone else had a Mini-Me show up?

4th wall, ready for some crazy, will tag back forever, here we gooooooooo

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flaming_goatee May 16 2010, 19:22:06 UTC

[Have a robot with flaming hair staring at you through a pair of binoculars.]

Interesting. Perhaps I should consider a matched set.

flaming_goatee May 17 2010, 01:45:47 UTC

...I do not! I already have a girlfriend. Even she says I'm a lousy hunter. But I'll prove her wrong! I will capture the whelp!

The halfling! The whelp! The only prey that has ever escaped me!

techoutmystaff May 17 2010, 01:53:30 UTC

Maybe you should spend more time with her, then. ... Hunting that ghost child obviously isn't doing it for you.

[A sigh.] ... that's so completely undescriptive.

flaming_goatee May 17 2010, 01:58:04 UTC

Hmm, you're right. Perhaps you have seen him.

[Skulker presses a button on his arm and projects a small holographic image of a white haired boy.]

This is the brat. He also has the most annoying personality it has ever been my misfortune to meet.

techoutmystaff May 17 2010, 02:09:13 UTC

A hologram? Coo--

[Donny, stop that.

He tilts his head and gives it a good look. ... The shape of the hair is familiar. The body shape is familiar. The...

... Son of a triceraton. It's Danny... with white hair. Everything clicks into place. Why he tried to use an attack he didn't have. Why he was trying to dodge without dodging. ... Oh, shell. This guy's after Danny.

His expression changes, but very slightly. Just to confirm it...]

Why do you call him a halfling? He's half what? Half ghost, half something else? Or two types of ghosts?

flaming_goatee May 17 2010, 02:19:28 UTC

Not that it matters to you, but the whelp is a hybrid between human and ghost. Which makes him almost one of a kind. And perfectly suited for my collection.

techoutmystaff May 17 2010, 02:43:51 UTC

[Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner!

Donatello just filled another drawer full of stuff in that file cabinet he's been keeping on Danny.]

Oh. Well, I haven't seen him, so I suppose you'll have to just kidnap me and see if he comes out to play. I'm really good at screaming, I'll have you know.

[Except Danny can't... well, turn into that other form. Become his ghost half, he supposes.]

flaming_goatee May 17 2010, 02:52:59 UTC

Well, good. At last a prey who understands his place.

techoutmystaff May 17 2010, 03:02:28 UTC

Yup. I know my place.

[He holds up his arms partway, hands just above his shoulders.]

So I'll just put my hands up and you can cuff me or whatever you want.

flaming_goatee May 17 2010, 03:24:10 UTC

Hmmm, an excellent idea.

[And Skulker goes to do just that.]

techoutmystaff May 17 2010, 03:25:32 UTC

Thanks. Makes it easier on me.

[Donatello doesn't move.

Closer... Closer....]

flaming_goatee May 17 2010, 03:30:16 UTC

[And closer the glowing handcuffs come.]

techoutmystaff May 17 2010, 04:03:19 UTC

[...Closer, Closer... THERE!

Donatello's hands are already in position to whip out his bow, which he moves to come down onto Skulker's head in the same motion.]

It helps me out a lot!

[Thanks, Danny. He's improved his witty banter by a lot since he's gotten to know you!]

flaming_goatee May 17 2010, 04:06:55 UTC

[And there goes Skulker's head bouncing across the ground as his main body collapses.]

techoutmystaff May 17 2010, 04:11:37 UTC

[Blink, blink... Wait, that....

... was a robotic body?

Donny can see a bit of the circuitry now and goes over to peer at it, keeping his bo close.

He pokes the head with it, even.]

flaming_goatee May 17 2010, 04:27:40 UTC

[Donny might be able to see a pair of little green legs sticking out of the head and kicking.]

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