12th Fix

[techno_mancer]

[Phone call: filtered from the usual NPCs:]

Hey hey, Mayfield! I have a proposition I know ya'll can't resist. See, I work at the high school, and I've heard all the drone kids whisperin' about prom comin' up. 'Cept, if ya ask me, a prom fulla drones sounds about the lamest and creepiest thing ever. So I'm gonna hold our own prom without 'em

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[doublerinbow]

Awesome!! I'll definitely get the word out! ♪

But hey, are you sure your music's enough? Live music gets people jumping more, right? Don't hesitate if you need singers! ♪

[techno_mancer]

Oh, you know I totally would love some live music too. We can set up the stage for you and whoever else who might wanna perform.

[doublerinbow]

Yay! ♪ You're the best teacher, Quinn-sensei~ You know the things that really matter!

[POPULARITY CONTESTS AND AWESOME TUNES]

[techno_mancer]

'Course, darlin'! Like Mayfield don't have enough to worry about, so who cares about schoolwork and stuff. Havin' fun is really important.

[infinitemars]

Um... if you need help with food, I can probably help a little...

[techno_mancer]

Excellent! Honestly, I can't cook worth a damn so I'll need all the help I can get.

[infinitemars]

[Kira giggles]

I'm not good at a whole lot, but I can make some things people should like. And some things they may get confused at...

[techno_mancer]

I'm sure it's fine! And whattaya mean, get confused at?

[coolbowtie]

Prom? You humans really do think of the strangest things.

[techno_mancer]

Well, it's not like I invented prom. But I do think it's worth doin'.

[techno_mancer]

Oh yeah? You're in luck then, my friend. Mayfield decided to send back my sweet turntable set.

[techno_mancer]

[He laughs.] As well ya should be! Ain't like anyone else in rtown got one. But see, I'm the generous sort. I don't mind ya tryin' it out, with my supervision of course. Far be it from me to let anyone go through withdrawl.

[bullsit]

Uh, is this a thing, that is normal for humans, as in it would be increasing ones coolness, to attend?

[techno_mancer]

Well, it's normal for modern American humans, I guess. And... I guess? It's a chance to dress up and look good, grab a date, dance and have a good time!

[bullsit]

Oh, yes, I know what the American humans are. They are the most bossy humans, and therefore, in charge, so doing what they like to do is probably the best course of, um, action.

[techno_mancer]

[He laughs at that.] Yeah, I guess we are kinda bossy, ain't we. Well kid, I certainly ain't gonna twist your arm into going, it's up to you. I guarantee it'll be a good time, though.