My cousin has killed me dead

[teawithterry]

If you guys dont hear from me for a while, assume I'm dead. My "goth-wizard" of a cousin is apparently immune to Silencing spells, and as a result, I’ve not been able to sleep for days. WHY WILL HE NOT STOP RECITING BAD POERTY??

Tell my mother I want a black coffin. With gold handles. And burry me with some bubble tea.

Comments

[sea_finnigan]

I know how you feel mate.
Me aunt Carol was over last summer and she claimed to need excessively loud opera music in order to sleep. I had strong suspicions she just didn't like our family. In the meantime a couple drops of sleeping draught works wonders if you can get your hands on some.

[michaelscorner]

Tell him that Edgar Allen Poe is being reincarnated in a nearby quarry. Make sure he gets lost.