Crossover Crackfic: Timely Encounter (Mal and Ten)

[goldy_dollar]

At some point during the Doctor's over-angsting in Gridlock, it occurred to me that I really wanted him and Mal to get all emo and drunk together. Barring that, someone really needs to find a way to get him Rose back to cuddle with. All I’m saying is, Joss didn’t make Mal lose everything, and then also take Serenity away from him without giving Mal

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[ivydoor]

And you were gonna HIDE this??? WTH? *shakes you*

I love it! OMG! Poor Ten & Mal *huggles them both*

As sad and poignant as this was, it made my day a whole lot brighter. Thanks for posting it.

[goldy_dollar]

And you were gonna HIDE this??? WTH?

Heh! My brain sometimes wonders if the rest of the world wants the same crack I do, is all! It won't happen again! Probably.

Anyway, thank you so much! You're the bestest. *hugs*

[ohvienna]

Hey, you did such a great job with this. I think you hit all the right notes in their conversation. Yes, they both lost wars and wear brown coats, but they are much different men -- I think a conversation in which they both commiserate their loses together would sound just about exactly like this. Nice!

Dude, the sideburns bit was priceless. *G*

You need to be less concerned about your sparkly crack, especially when it has to do with Doctor Who/Firefly. It's AMAZING!

[goldy_dollar]

Aww, thanks! I will probably always be concerned about my sparkly crack, but I'm ecstatic that you like it! <333333

Yes, they both lost wars and wear brown coats, but they are much different men

They are so different! Mal is all hardened and suspicious, yet oddly trusting, whereas Ten's somewhere between admiring and envious, while simultaneously thinking his way of life is superior and that Mal's a little bit pathetic. Heh. It sort of makes me chuckle, in an evil kind of way. *G*

Anyway, thank you so very much! Crossovers can be tricky little animals, so I'm glad that it worked for you.

[danakm]

I LOVE Goldyfina :D

[goldy_dollar]

She is delighted to hear that. *pets teh crazy evil twin*

[july_evening]

Oh. loved this
Write your crack girl! You do it so well. And your voices are always perfect. and all the themes in this run very smoothly, and it's just...brilliant. :D

[goldy_dollar]

Thank you! *squees*

Buha! And I'm glad you like teh crossover crack. I'm kind of addicted to writing these two fandoms together, so hooray! *hugs*

[threerings]

First off, BEST LINE EVER!!!: In that time, he’d managed to save two planets from total annihilation, rescued an endangered species, and cleaned out the TARDIS’ fridge.

The brilliance of that line will not be outdone. *wink* This week, at least.

Secondly, this is NOT crack! Crack is when you have talking toasters providing a reason for the Doctor to have sex with his potted plant. (I can't believe I just typed that.) This is a perfectly legitimate crossover fic. Of which there should be more.Look, this morning I just read a Harry Potter/Labyrinth crossover in which Hermione wishes Voldemort would be taken away by goblins. Ok, that's a slightly cracktastic crossover. This? Is the Doctor and Mal in a bar

[goldy_dollar]

Awwwwww! THANK YOU. <3

The brilliance of that line will not be outdone. *wink* This week, at least.

Aha! I'm glad you liked that line. I'm kind of partial to it myself, really. Just because I think of Ten as a little bit OCD. *G*

Crack is when you have talking toasters providing a reason for the Doctor to have sex with his potted plant. (I can't believe I just typed that.)

LOL. Okay, that's taking the asexual thing to a distinctly disturbing place, heh.

Look, this morning I just read a Harry Potter/Labyrinth crossover in which Hermione wishes Voldemort would be taken away by goblins. Ok, that's a slightly cracktastic crossover. This? Is the Doctor and Mal in a bar.

Alright, I see your point. (Goblins. Really? Wow. Oh, fandom!) I do think that crossovers are always a little inherently cracky, but I do see your point. Mal and Ten should get drunk together more often.

You need to stop writing such fabulous fic, girl, because you're confusing my collection of recs. I have strict policies about reccing authors too many times and you

[alawston]

Harry Potter/Labyrinth crossover in which Hermione wishes Voldemort would be taken away by goblins.

Bowie / Fiennes slash? Hmm... Not that I swing that way, but... I could be persuaded.