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[teatime_bitch]

It took a little creative navigation and a lot of brain power but we've managed to pick up Germany and Italy from the tiny rock Germany called an island. But luckily for us there was a REAL island not too far from where they were stranded. It seems relatively deserted for the most part but no matter. I'm sure the forestation can provide with enough

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[buonobuono_ooh]

You can keep that potato bastard on YOUR ship.

[buonobuono_ooh]

LET'S NOT BRING THAT ASSHOLE INTO THIS!! YOU KNOW YOUR FOOD IS BAD!!

[teatime_bitch]

MY FOOD HAS MADE ME STRONG! MUCH STRONGER THAN THE LIKES OF YOUR NANCY ARSE!!!

[buonobuono_ooh]

HEY!! AT LEAST I EAT WELL!!

[teatime_bitch]

I EAT WELL TOO, COCKMONGER!!

[buonobuono_ooh]

YOU EAT SHIT!! NO WONDER YOU'RE ALL SKIN AND BONES AND STUPIDITY!!!

[teatime_bitch]

AT LEAST I'M NOT A PATHETIC COWARD WHO PISSES HIS PANTS AND CRIES LIKE A BLOODY WOMAN EVERY TIME A FLOORBOARD CREAKS!!!

[buonobuono_ooh]

...

That only happened once.

[teatime_bitch]

Once...

[buonobuono_ooh]

OKAY! TWICE!! But the first time was centuries ago so it doesn't count!!

[teatime_bitch]

How does it not count?!

[buonobuono_ooh]

BECAUSE KIDS ALWAYS HAVE ACCIDENTS!!!

[teatime_bitch]

Y-Yes well...THAT DOESN'T EXCUSE THE MOST RECENT ONE!!

[buonobuono_ooh]

...why not?

[teatime_bitch]

Because you're a grown man now.

[buonobuono_ooh]

LKDGJSKLDGSJDL IT HAPPENS SO RARELY!!!