Gale the Facial Workout King
Why does he tease us so?! He knows how much we want him to get rid of that fugly suit and wrinkled shirt!
You probably know when I've been quiet that I've been up to no good. But I know you like it that way *rubs hands in evil glee* *looks down at raw, bloody stumps* *snort*
So, in honor of Gale's performance in Vanished (so far) and his upcoming performance in Suddenly Last Summer (in a city a former co-star lives in), I have a speshul picspam to show that he is, as FD described him, the "Maestro of Facial Expressions".
Warning: Do I really have to warn you of crazy commentary and silly surprises ahead? Remove items of spillage and chokage now, kthx.
The Many Faces of Gale Ep 4
How could the Senator resist that pucker? *smirk*
Not particularly expressive here, but that glistening bit of saliva that seems to be on his lip makes me very expressive *licks screen*
Magnetic!Gale - even a child's hair is attracted to that face! *hee*
Knee-bending!Gale *misses all the knee bends he used to do in scenes with Randy*
Reflective!Gale *wibble*
Reverend Butterfuck sure has aged a lot since I remember him. Oops, wrong show, but Gale's sucked-in cheek looked rather Brianish :)
Bewildered/Worried!Gale *clings*
Relieved!Gale *sigh*
Just-fucking-hot!Gale.
Chemistry-with-door-knob!Gale.
Hopeful!Gale.
Hurt!Gale.
Randy-why-did-you-leave-me-while-I-still-love-you?!Gale.
Magnetic!Gale again. Either there's a lot of static electricity in the air or Gale's stubble is like velcro :)
Hooded-eyed!Gale.
ConstipatedPondering!Gale.
When Art imitates Art: Part 1. This from Vanished ...
And this from my CSI series. Sometimes I scare myself. And a lot of other people *smirk*
The Many Faces of Gale Ep 5
This isn't exactly the lover's spit we're used to *heh*
I guess the only way crazy fangirls will ever get to experience Gale's saliva is to make him really, really angry :p
Snarly!Gale is kind of intimidating.
Until he does this...
And this...
And this *lol*
That is one hell of a versatile mouth :D
More projectile-spittle!Gale.
Chris Egan (aka Ben) should be so lucky to be hit.
"And conshipirashy to kidnap Shera Collins." So much saliva and no-one that looks like Randy Harrison to suck *sigh*
Grimace!Gale.
Crooked-canine+furrowed-brow!Gale.
Crooked-canine+furrowed+raised-brow!Gale.
Defies-description!Gale.
That chin + chinstrap does NOT = OTP!Gale.
Starship-Trooper!Gale.
Helicopter!Gale looks like he's about to cry worried and desperate.
Just ignore the Princess Leia look and pretend the mouthpiece is something else :b
Squinting-smiling!Gale as he tries to decipher the not-so-sekrit message he spots through the viewfinder.
Commanding!Gale: "I'm coming, Randy!"
*cuts to the crazy fangirl interrogation room*
Cutely-flirtatious!Gale to lull you into a false sense of security.
Annoyed-then-nostalgic!Gale as he listens to crazy fangirl confessions of undying love ...
...for him and Randy simulating sex.
Lip-biting!Gale when he has a flashback to rubbing up against Randy and got more than he bargained for.
I-know-that-I'm-on-a-shitty-show-but-I'll-act-my-heart-out-anyway!Gale. If anyone thought QaF editing was bad, Vanished has some doozies! Note that the image of Sara on the bed is already quite clear on the screen behind them.
And then on Christo's screen as he shuts the laptop O_O
But the very next shot of it on the monitor is still unidentifiably pixelated!
Madly-confused-and-pissed-off!Gale (you'll find a similar expression on those watching the show *snort*)
"Look, you crazy fangirl, is this your manip of me fucking Randy chained to a bed?!"
Teary's expression.
"I'm so disappointed by crazy fangirls."
Nose-pinch!Gale.
Face-palm!Gale.
Finger-tip-sucking!Gale
Thumb-sucking!Gale.
Slashy-moment!Gale where Christo looks kind of zombiedreamy-eyed while Kelton touches his shoulder *lol*
Peeved!Gale: "Hey, just give me the tape of me having sex with Randy, 'k"
Pleading!Gale.
Thankful!Gale.
When Art imitates Art: Part 2. This from Vanished...
And this icon I made after the QaF Goodbye Special. Vanished really *is* spooky :b
Anxious!Gale.
Stressed!Gale.
Slow-to-figure-out-clues!Gale.
"Pull the b--- ----?"
"Nooooooooooo."
Bouncy!Gale.
Super-duper-desperate!Gale.
Fuck-I'm-too-late!Gale.
Devastated!Gale.
Resigned!Gale.
Too-busy-to-sleep-shower-iron-and-eat-Randy's-ass!Gale.
Wet-and-tired!Gale.
url_girl, thank you for your unspoiled Kelton!love-and-insanity to inspire me :)
Interestingly, I spotted this on Ask Ausiello in TV Guide:
Question: Any new casting news?
Ausiello: Just in general? Um, hmm... The Comeback's Michael Patrick King is developing a new comedy for HBO that he says will get "back to the feeling of Sex and the City. It has a lot of style and comedy in it." It'll be the opposite of Sex, however, in two key areas: The new project will be set in Los Angeles and will feature a male lead. "I have somebody I want," he says of the sure-to-be-plum part. Any hints? "It's no one I worked with before." OK, what male actors hasn't King worked with? Let's start a list, people!
If there was a Higher Power (since we all know who god is :b) there'd be only one person on that list, people!
PS: Tickets are now on sale for the Teary New York Tour from 9-24 December 2006. Oh wait *slaps forehead* silly me, I'm going to have to cancel it since there's no way I can compete with a certain performer at the Laura Pels Theatre ;)