OH GOD, so here's the thing?
as completely stoked as i am for yuletide, there is nothing on my list that i want half as badly as LEWIS NIXON/DAVID HENRIE.
of course, there's no way to ask for that, anywhere, ever.
... EXCEPT MAYBE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW?!
HEY EASY ACADEMY READERS EVERYBODY! TODAY WOULD BE A GREAT DAY TO WRITE SOME WEIRD STUFF ABOUT FAKE SOLDIERS AND DISNEY KIDS! kevin the frazzled ww2 medic! speirs, guarnere and randleman tag-team spanking joe in special detention! i... i don't know, OTHER THINGS! let's make this happen!
(tremendous thanks to
agate,
annakovsky,
irishmizzy,
londondrowning and
mozarts_friend without whom this redheaded stepchild of a fandom subset would not exist. if you guys don't like this, it will go away!)