Yesterday I came up with a bad, bad song. I sent it by text to people. Just in case you've missed it, I'm reposting it under a cut (most likely not safe for work - but words only, no images):

( I F***ed Fred Phelps )

Just for a bit of background: In work, there's a tool we use that's central to our work. It schedules our tests, and tries to find a way to run all the tests we want to run in a reasonable amount of time. It is the most sophisticated harness I have come across. The way we sell it to other groups in work, you'd think it would cure cancer. For the ( Read more... )

This is what happens when I go back to geekculture.com:
Chewie refuses to come out of the closet
Unemployment Haiku blog
iB(.)(.)bies! (NOT SAFE FOR WORK) (well, sorta safe, depends on whether clothed jiggling breasts fall into your definition of work-safe)

I love the internet sometimes.

Well, this weekend, I've been sick. Actually, I was also out on Friday. I'm not spectacularly well today, but I figured it was just as good an idea to show up for work, partially because I don't know if Sun is like the public service insofar that being off sick Friday to Monday is 2 days of sickleave or 4; in the public service, it was 4, meaning ( Read more... )

Recently I was thinking how much less interesting my life had become. I mean, back in Surrey, I had a lot of drama. There again, back in the day, my world was a lot smaller, so everything in there just seemed so much bigger (that said, I just tried to smack down a spud mod for posting waffle). Anyway, I remember describing all the emotional turmoil ( Read more... )

It turns out there are no lolopecia photos to be found on the internetz. I'm mildly disappointed.

"I can haz eyebrowz?"

You know, Mia Culpa sounds like a good name for a slapstick drag queen.

This makes for happiness: http://www.cracked.com/video_16720_sarah-palins-2012-presidential-campaign-ads.html

(Not entirely safe for work, but mostly, until the end)

I will post more details and pics when I'm awake.

The shorts:

• Got to taste incomplete mead - things are looking up. (I have a picture)
• I have a coat - 'tis cool.
• I have one more week of freedom, and then work starts
• Webcams are useful for getting pictures for IDs
• Pre-employment Medical some time next week

Now that's what I call torquoise!

However, calm down the colour, take away the belt, and lessen the buttons somewhat, and it'd be perfect for what I want.