Hello again

[tearsofdoves]

It's been awhile I'm afraid.

Today I made a friend. His name is baudelaire. He is a tiny black kitten who sleeps outside of churches.

I saw him, and he saw me. And we saw each other.

So, I figured, as all kitties will do, he will run from me.

And he did.

But he stopped and turned to look at me. then sat down, as if waiting.

So I thought, how can I calm

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[scintillae]

dude. lmao. oh my GOSH. this is the best thing ever. this rivals DaveyBlogs. So, I figured, as all kitties will do, he will run from me. And he did. aaahahahaa.

flipping off babies in New Orleans. *nods*. wow that sounds so cool. i hope that happens.

i think you'd make a good tour manager. i can totally see you saving people from blow-up dolls, & Billys from nervous breakdowns.

Paris is awesome. we should go. the three of us. & be cataphiles ^ ^

[tearsofdoves]

haha I like catafiles better. Because if i write philes i think of molestig kittens, hahha. baby cats? pedophiles? yeah? hahaha.

And then i think of how i'm kind of a pedophile myself...
and yeah..bad chain..sequence thing

me? rival daveh blogs? NEVAH!

Oh shit son, me and jade had a long discussion about how like when you go back to england you can flip off babies there, and smith flipped off babies in paris. we're flipping of the world-one baby at a time.

i even made and infomercial:

-baby in stroller-
This baby, is all the way in Italy.
She lives in a small town, in the mountains.
Without your help, something terrible could happen.
Without your help this baby will never get flipped off
Bring the flipping off to a town near you, spread the word.

this message was brought to you by the Smith Puget Baby Flip Off Foundation

[scintillae]

*falls over laughing* oh my gosh, Jere, you WIN. you WIN. dude... oh, babies, babies, YES! Smith Puget Baby Flip Off Foundation EFF TEE DOUBLE YEW.

mm i'm kind of a pedophile too. 'The Suite Life Of Zack & Cody', man. i can't HELP it. > <

yeah dude you rival the DaveyBlogs. srsly. & uh, put me in touch with your Colombian contacts cuz i WANT some of the crack you're on.

[tearsofdoves]

The crack I am on? You want some of the crack I am on?

It is a sad day when one sXe kid asks another sXe kid for some of the crack they are on. hahhaaha

Oh man, cute little twins, they just ASK for it. It's not your fault. lolz.

It took me like 10 minutes to realize EFF TEE DOUBLE YEW - FTW= FOR THE WIN.

I'm slow :(