out of the sea, wish i could be

[tears_of_nienna]

Sometimes I regret the truly cracked-out nature of Pros fandom.

Because sometimes you're watching Disney movies with your little sisters, and you go "Ahaha Little Mermaid Pros, how ridiculous would that be?!" and by the time Ariel gets her legs for good you have a basic plot in your head and you think it might be decent if you could get anyone to

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[squeeful]

Uh, wings. ;-)

And COWLEY I SHRUNK THE PROS.

[tears_of_nienna]

....Oh yeah, wings. That was kind of fun. ;)

But that movie freaked me out! Because what if you got shrunken and your parents ATE YOU IN THEIR CEREAL and you died and they never even noticed and thought you just ran away forever?!

...I overthink things, don't I?

[squeeful]

Hee yes. And TWILIGHT PROS.

Yes yes you do. ;-)

[elvenpiratelady]

I judge the quality a fandom by how much crack it produces, and by this logic the Pros is possibly the best fandom in the world.

Is there fic where one of them gets turned into a cat and everyone else has to deal with them? That's the only thing I can think of that Star Trek XI's covered and Pros hasn't.

[sc_fossil]

Yes, Cat Tales. An entire series with Doyle as a cat. Some of the sex scenes are a bit ... creepy. LOL!

[elvenpiratelady]

O_O

My bluff, it has been called. The Star Trek fic has Kirk shamelessly abusing his cat powers to cuddle Pike and make Spock insanely jealous, but no actual bestiality.

[tears_of_nienna]

Apparently there is. :P Thirty years is a lot of time to make with the crack, I guess. This will just be new-wave crack...

[sc_fossil]

Now what does that have to do with you writing your story? Like there's only one story about DIAG? Heck, there are multiple elf stories and vampire stories and first time shagging stories, eh? Write the darned thing! *poke* <

[tears_of_nienna]

Noooo, not the pokey stick!! Anything but that!

Now I guess I have to write it, huh? :P