Comments | tears_of_nienna: the kids don't stand a chance

tears_of_nienna

the kids don't stand a chance

Apr 30, 2010 20:45

So I've just gone from a panicky post about "Oh god, what am I doing, I am going to a club I've never been to in an unfamiliar city with nobody that I know in order to watch former!housemate do awesome DJ things, and what if it's too dark to read in the club?!" to "Oh god, what am I doing, I just told Jon that I'd drive a girl I met once to this ( Read more... )

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darth_angelus May 1 2010, 01:21:35 UTC

The Chicken Dance is completely unacceptable for your wedding.

It must be Numfar's Dance of Joy ;)

tears_of_nienna May 1 2010, 01:23:50 UTC

I think I might be able to handle that one, too. :)

darth_angelus May 1 2010, 01:27:06 UTC

I'm sure you can :)

Hmm, now I'm thinking I might do the same if I ever get married too ;)

djcati May 1 2010, 02:09:30 UTC

I'm with you on the not so much enjoying clubs if I can't drink. :(

I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN, THOUGH.

tears_of_nienna May 1 2010, 07:19:50 UTC

I DID HAVE FUN. UNTIL MY CAR GOT TOWED. FUN STORY. :D

FULL DISCLOSURE- THIS IS A DICK MOVE solo_evenstar May 1 2010, 02:20:51 UTC

BUT.
If she does call, you could say you had to leave FAR earlier than you thought, (run errands, to pick up your tap dancing penguin, to go make out with Errol Flynn- the excuses are endless) and that you are just SO SORRY but you are too far gone to turn around. Since you'd just woken up from a nape when you were called, you even have a built in brain fart.

I mean...not that this is AT ALL what I would do. *This is why you have evil cousins*

In other news, don't stress too much about the club. Your friend will be awesome, you'll have a great time, take a book light, and mock the drunk kids. PLEASE mock the drunk kids.

Re: FULL DISCLOSURE- THIS IS A DICK MOVE solo_evenstar May 1 2010, 02:23:37 UTC

A NAPE? A nap.

Maybe you shouldn't take advice from me- I have all the typing skills of a drunken monkey.

Re: FULL DISCLOSURE- THIS IS A DICK MOVE tears_of_nienna May 1 2010, 07:22:02 UTC

Mmm, Errol Flynn...

Turns out she didn't call, which is okay, because I'd have felt bad if I gave her a ride and then my car got towed.

...Yeah. FUN TIMES.

But I did get to mock the drunk kids! And there was plenty of light for reading and writing in my teeny pretentious notebook.

Re: FULL DISCLOSURE- THIS IS A DICK MOVE ext_102354 May 1 2010, 15:15:17 UTC

Your car got towed? That's a fun one.

Someday I am going to make YOU one of the drunk kids and then you will dance and stop worrying. You won't remember it anyway, so who cares?

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