hey, fellas, have you heard the news?

[tears_of_nienna]

No more goddamn shortcuts.

See, I decided to cut across a campus parking lot on my way back from work today. Our campus parking lots feature those bars that rise up when a car approaches and drop when the car passes, mainly so they can splinter impressively in action movies.

Well, a car was going under one of the bars, and I was walking past,

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[tears_of_nienna]

I have my housemate keeping an eye on me. If I get the least bit dizzy or nauseous I am going to make him take me to the hospital, even though I will totally feel like a tool when I have to explain what happened. ;)

[tears_of_nienna]

Don't worry, I really think I'll be all right. It's the fun anxiety disorder that makes me worry about being concussed.

I may wind up going to the campus health center anyway. Just because they probably could use a chuckle at the expense of the girl who tried to guillotine herself with a parking-lot bar. ;)

[neumeindil]

Okay, um... how many fingers am I holding up?

[tears_of_nienna]

*squints across the Internet*

Two! And a half? ;)

[neumeindil]

Oh crap...

[tears_of_nienna]

That's probably just because I need new glasses. The health center people poked at me and said I'd live. ;)

[darth_angelus]

Ouch! Hope you're okay.

As said above, head to the hospital the moment you feel odd(er).

[tears_of_nienna]

Haha, odder. ;) I went up to the health center (I think I am actually telling you this right now on AIM) and they said I'd be all right, but to call back if I feel dizzy or nauseous or--yeah, odder. :D

[darth_angelus]

Yeah, you did tell me on AIM before we started talking about Star Trek instead. Good to be doubly assured of your health :)

[quietliban]

My actual grandmother always discusses with me who she thinks is hot, and how hot such and such is and don't I think he's hot too...

Sometimes it's a little disconcerting...

Glad to hear that you're all checked out and not going to fall into a coma anytime soon. :D

[tears_of_nienna]

Lol, I am not sure I could handle my grandmother talking about anything remotely to do with sex. It's weird enough sitting at the dinner table on Sundays and hearing my aunts go on about Robert Redford and Paul Newman in Butch Cassidy and agreeing with them. ;)

Thanks! I am glad for the lack-of-coma also. :D