my hands were clenched in fists of rage

[tears_of_nienna]

Dear Bank: You can has stabbity. There were three customers in the bank. I saw at least four employees in the building. So why did it take me twenty minutes to get my money?* I just wanted to be able to buy a Mountain Dew so that I could stay conscious this afternoon. And also to buy Torchwood this evening at Best Buy. I got the Mountain Dew, but

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[darth_angelus]

If I hear about a brutal murder in a library, I'll know your coworker started going on again.

[tears_of_nienna]

If I do it right, you won't hear anything about it at all...muwahahahaha, etc.

[darth_angelus]

But then you don't get arrested and we don't get to come and break you out ;)

[tears_of_nienna]

Fine. But I demand that my rescue party come equipped with stormtrooper armor. ;D

[vilify]

Banks have a rule. If you don't wait for your money, you haven't really earned it.

And I would totally wait in that monkey line, too ;)

[tears_of_nienna]

Well, that make sense--after all, my paycheck gets automatically deposited, so I don't have to stand in line for that. It's only fair that they punish me when I try to take it out. ;D

"Monkey line" sounds like a country dance. It would probably be hysterical to watch.

[sunnyskywalker]

Argh to frustrating coworkers who go on about things that force other people to bite their tongues like that! Can you arrange them to get papercut to death?

[tears_of_nienna]

Actually, I plan to get my revenge by cheerfully announcing that Barack Obama has taken the lead for the Democratic (hee, I typed "Demoncratic" first--too much Supernatural lately) nomination.

She doesn't hate his politics. She hates his middle name. Because anyone who might remotely have any slightly Muslim background is, in her insular little world, evil. Yeah.

[sunnyskywalker]

She hates his middle name.

I work with a guy named Adolfo. He is not a Nazi. Somehow, I don't think that would sink in with your coworker, though...