the amusement park rises bold and stark
So today I got to hear my coworker talk about how she could get rid of Those Muslims by spraying pig's blood all over The Iraq. Then after I said, "Have a good day and a good holiday," a patron told me "Merry Christmas" in a term most often reserved for phrases like "Fuck off and die in a hole."
HINT: If you're using an expression of peace and goodwill as a weapon, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
All that aside, though, I totally love my job. I get to color with cute little kids and get paid to drive around and sometimes people give us fudge. XD