life imitates art

[teand]

I'm heading for the end of fleshflutter's The incestuous courtship of the antichrist's bride which, btw, you should all go read immediately, and there's a knock at the door. I live waaaaaaaaaay out in the country. If someone's knocking at my door it usually means they're in the ditch or the neighbour's cattle are standing on my front lawn

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[lunachickk]

LMAO!!! I usually just let Dumpling *talk* to them but I like your idea better. I must remember that.

Cows must be hard on a front lawn...

[teand]

If I had a Dumpling I'd let him do the talking too but since, in relative sizes, we have a single piece of couscous, I always have to answer the door.

But apparently an inability to stop laughing because you've just been reading how Sam becoming the AntiChrist is the best way to save the world before being handed a tract about the end of the world scares them off. Who knew?

(if you haven't read it yet, there are Evil Dead quotes!)

[feather_autant]

So *that's* how you get them to leave!

I usually pour myself a whiskey (even at 10am) and light a cigarette.

It doesn't work.

I'll try your technique next time! :D

[teand]

The regular door knocker is a lot more persistant but since I haven't laughed uncontrollably in his face, who knows... *g*

[malnpudl]

See, this is why I'm an agnostic instead of an atheist. Because I'd really love to believe in a God who thinks that would be hysterically funny and sets it up, just for you.

[teand]

Oh, I'm quite sure the higher powers got a kick out of it. *g*

[destina]

That is AWESOME. :D

[teand]

There was an instant, just before I started to laugh, when my brain quite distinctly said, "You have GOT to be kidding."

[mz_bstone]

This story makes me adore you. Well, even more.

B

[teand]

Those moments of serendipity just reinforce my belief that the gods have a sense of humour... kind of a weird one, but still.