#52 [voice]

[teamkillerftard]

This is... the coolest thing... ever... of all time.

I AM A POWER RANGER!! *Excited excited!*

Except I don't even need a morpher thingy! I'm not complaining. This suit is very very comfy. But I don't want to be a villain. Isn't a power ranger supposed to be a good guy?

*Caboose runs down the hall with his assault rifle in hand.*

I AM THE

Comments

[mirroredecho]

Power ranger?

[teamkillerftard]

Uh huh! Except that I don't have a morpher or a zord or a talking robot named Alpha...

[however_faraway]

You're a Power Ranger now, Michael?

[teamkillerftard]

Uh huh! The Infragable Blue Ranger!

[however_faraway]

[...well, that's one she's never seen on her Word-A-Day Calendar.]

What does 'infragable' mean?

[teamkillerftard]

I can't die!

[fivebyfivebaby]

You are not a power ranger and don't sound excited about this shit or I will come and shut you up. What the hell kind of villain are you?

[teamkillerftard]

Of course I am a Power Ranger! I'm wearing the suit. You are just jealous because you don't have the suit.

An Infragable villain!

[fivebyfivebaby]

I wouldn't want a freaking power ranger suit; what I have is a million times better.

Infragable?

[teamkillerftard]

Really? What's better than a Power Ranger suit?

I'm in... destructible!

[boomotherfucker]

Uh... power ranger?

[teamkillerftard]

Hi, Church! That's right! I am a Blue Ranger. What about you? A Robo-Ranger?

[boomotherfucker]

A Not-Ranger. And you better not fucking help me this week.

[teamkillerftard]

Why not, Church? We could be a duo! Like Batman and Robin! I call Batman because he has a nice car.