How about a change of pace?

[evilredmenace]

Hello Team

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[3_2_1]

Hahahaha

Well. *I'd* hire you.

[evilredmenace]

Yay! Well, I work for peanuts. Or, in this case, paperclips.

[quickthorne]

Totally random, but: I am mesmerized by your icon. @@

*now boarding the failboat*

[aquachump]

and, quite frankly, I'd rather thank vultures for being awesome

Ffffff, hahaha.

Re: *now boarding the failboat*

[evilredmenace]

I don't know how vultures got such a bad rap. But whenever I see clips of them running with their wings spread open, I laugh hysterically. They're such creepy buggers.

[evilredmenace]

Sometimes, that's really the only way to kill time. Or continue to prolong the agony of unemployed boredom.

[fifmeister]

It really takes a great deal of moist, sweaty ballsack to require a college degree, three years of "relevant" experience, and a WPM of 80 for a position that a mentally defective kitten could do.

OMG, THIS.

[tangerinedreams]

seconded!

[golden_d]

Thirded!

[lassarina]

YES, SERIOUSLY.

Stuff in my area - where the CHEAP rents are upwards of $800/month - is offering $9/hr for a college-degree 5-years-experience receptionist position doing shit work. I do not THINK so.

[moskevyu]

I want to send this letter to Comcast.

[evilredmenace]

Please do. I kinda like the idea of putting together a completely obnoxious resume/cover letter just to see what the reaction would be. Or, the extreme case, finally get an interview with a job you have no desire to have, and just bomb the interview.

"Well, I was fired for drinking on the job, and I kind of have general authority issues." Etc Etc