New SpankPoll & other meaningless trivialites

[maxispank]

Hi again girls and boys. I'd like to announce that there's a new SpankPoll up on the front page of the main site entitled "The best thing about 'The Last Sentinel' was......". So if you're in the neighbourhood, be sure to pop over there and give that thing some lovin'. I realise that the Last Sentinel joke must be starting to wear a bit thin, but

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[littlespank]

Dammit maxi, I kinda really wanted to move to this "Satellite Provider" Country and become the ruler of it. (the WORLD!)

And had I realized about the Johnny Depp option in the poll, I would have totally picked it, I think I ended up picking the...Last Sentinel 2, b/c I feel like dying of alcohol poisoning. (again)

[maxispank]

You'll be OK DJ. There's always the shed in the bush behind my backyard waiting for you and Fats.

I cant remember what I picked now.I think it might have been the helmet one.

[auspank]

I know this is an established fact, but I feel the need to say that you are AWESOME maxi.

I think I voted for the romantic comedy option. I'm a schlep for that sort of thing.

[keikeya]

that's...a lot of countries. some of which I've never even heard of.

how the frak does "mary mcdonnell nude" get you katee sackhoff and WHY are people trying to find Mary McDonnell nude in the first place (besides me, of course. but I already know it's a lost cause. she's too classy for that sort of thing)?

oh, and I voted for babies. lots and lots of katee babies.

[maxispank]

What did you pick for the new poll?

+ I have no idea how "Mary McDonnell nude" led to TeamSpank, but I can guarantee that they didn't get what they were looking for.

I also have no idea if Mary McDonnell has ever exposed her tits for a mass audience.

I don't think it necessarily infers that you have no class though, if you do expose your tits. Lots of classy people do it for 'art' if they feel the need. For example, I think Tricia Helfer seems like an extremely classy person, but she's shown her tits (and everything else apparently). They have their reason I guess. Even Meryl Streep has done it. KS doesn't seem very keen to do it though, apart from the odd bit of side-boob.

[keikeya]

oh, and maxi.....you should list like the top ten keywords that lead to us. that could be fun times.

[maxispank]

I will if I get around to it Keik. The top 10 aren't very exciting though. Various combinations of "Katee" and "Sackhoff" and "spank". There was one about collarbones being weak though. Sicko. There were quite a few "katee sackhoff naked" and "katee sackhoff tits" type ones. Sad. There was the occasional one that was hysterical.

I don't think the number of hits on the site has very much to do with the appeal of TeamSpank, somehow.

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[maxispank]

Oh keik - I was just looking at the stats again and had to let you know. These were just from the last 5 days. There was a search for...

"jamie bamber penis". And this one...

"why is the collarbone weak".

Why does that crack me up so much? There was also this one....

"skyspank.com porn"

You'd really have to take that one up with Sky. What's she been getting up to?

Honestly, some of the things that these people are searching for make me seem like a mature adult.

[lurkrealclose]

I'm pretty sure I voted for Johny Depp. Mostly because I'd like to do Johny Depp and if I can't then Katee should.