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Jan 19, 2009 22:40

(copied from the official spank blog. I apologise in advance).

So then, I believe it's just about time for a New Year's SpankBlog. Seasons greetings, all ye Spankers. Forgive the lateness but a) I've been busy b) I've been uninspired c) there hasn't been much news to speak of and d) I'm a fickle slackarse (we spell 'arse' differently in my neck of ( Read more... )

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littlespank January 19 2009, 13:05:32 UTC

AHHHHHH maxi you are a fucking brilliant hilarious evil genius. I think my favorite was calling the latest episode a "wrist slasher" b/c ....it TOTALLY WAS. GAH!

yeah, i mean if I recall she went into the Maelstrom with this hair:

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maxispank January 19 2009, 13:31:43 UTC

Yeah dude. The Flippy Bionic Hair (capitalisation essential) was made of win. I want it back. I hated the Maelstrom hair, just quietly.

Yeah that epi was totally wrist-slasher. It's bizarre that they can write/produce something so astronomically depressive and we just lap it up. Everyone's been hanging on that epi for months and now we all need counselling and Lithium.

mistress_triple January 19 2009, 13:50:51 UTC

Do A Duchovny? Maxi, you're funny.

Thank for that. I needed a good laugh now.

And now. You weren't the only one notice the hair. This was the first I saw. I guess this is the only thinkg I notice in BSG :D And I don't understand how the frak there are hairs anyway. If there is a skeleton how can there be hairs?

maxispank January 19 2009, 14:06:27 UTC

I don't think you're supposed to think about the logistical and scientific anomalies on BSG. It's all about the existential shit, 3. You've got to overlook the physical incongruities ( ... )

mistress_triple January 19 2009, 14:33:43 UTC

Ok Ok. You're right. Geez. I always say something wrong in front of you. I kinda feel stupid now.

I know that Spankers always wighting her hair. It's what we do.

maxispank January 19 2009, 14:45:27 UTC

You didn't say anything wrong 3. You never do. I don't think it's biologically possible for you to do anything wrong. I'm just taking the piss as always. I can't help myself. Sorry!

Anyway it's fiction - all interpretations are equally valid. There are no blacks & whites. Just singed blondes, like Dead Starbuck.

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maxispank January 19 2009, 19:48:00 UTC

Yo there SarahSpanker! Yeah I knew all about the bitterness and loathing. You gotta admit though, it would be pretty cool if it were true, in regards to Katee. In Aus it's sometimes referred to as doing a "Pitt" or an "Aniston". I remember back a few years ago, not long before they split, Brad Pitt was about to do a movie in Queensland. All the crew were hired and the sets were built. He even had a house booked to live in for the duration of the shoot. Then a week or two before the film was about to shoot he cancelled, because as rumour had it Jennifer Aniston insisted he stay home in the US. The movie was totally scrapped and the hundreds of people put out of work were not happy.

(Of course this is all silly speculation with some token bullshit on my part, but Katee wouldn't have pissed anyone out of work cause they weren't hired yet).

Go the nails!

auspank January 19 2009, 20:32:26 UTC

Brilliant as usual Maxi! Though I did panic a little at first. I thought you were referring to Duchovney's most recent antics. GAH!

ebneter January 19 2009, 23:13:18 UTC

Not to harsh your buzz or anything but I do actually think that was a different pilot (the NY thing) and I also think the "be with the boyfriend" was code for "I really, really do not want to live in NY again because look at what happened the last time I did." (9/11, which she saw up-close-and-personal. :-()

That aside, I think I might be the only person on the planet to have noticed that the dead body totally had Katee's front teeth. :-)

(Oh, hair on a skeleton: Does happen; but I think it was pretty clear that the body wasn't completely skeletonized yet -- check the scene where she carries it to the bonfire.)

maxispank January 20 2009, 02:44:10 UTC

Nah, I think my theory actually has a tiny bit of merit. I just found that article where she was talked about the BF and not doing a NY show. Deep down , I know the 'Duchovny theory' is totally bogus though, as are all things Spank.

http://www.tvguide.com/news/battlestar-galactica-sackhoff-41775.aspx

TVGuide.com: And do you feel like you've had to make choices between them along the way, and prioritize?

Sackhoff: You do [make choices]. I just turned down my own series in New York because I don't want to be away from my boyfriend again; he's here [in Los Angeles], and this is home for me now. So you do make sacrifices, but at the end of the day, if you take the long route, if you take sidesteps up the ladder, you're a more whole, happy individual when you get there, and you'll better adapt to it. I'd like to have a strong person to hold my hand and not go through all those crazy breakups and s--t. I don't want to let him go, so I'm excited ( ... )