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[repeatshimself]

do you think if we last a week mom will cry enough to make grandpa bring us home?

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[repeatshimself]

there is no dignity to this

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[team_sociopath]

besides, i figure if mom doesn't get us tickets home the girls school isn't far away

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[repeatshimself]

if you sneak out, get caught, and make grandfather blow up the school because of it i'm denying any relation to you

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[team_sociopath]

do you think the headmaster would really start an international incident?

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[repeatshimself]

.....the solution to this is not a white wig.

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[team_sociopath]

it would probably work you know

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[repeatshimself]

i am not being two people at bedcheck.

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[team_sociopath]

oh excuse me tommy's hiding behind the bookshelf, i'll get him for you

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[repeatshimself]

[A pillow sails from the other side of the room to smack you]

if you go you do not get caught.

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[team_sociopath]

[Caught. Mostly. Okay, maybe it kind of swung in his hand and smacked his face.]

like they *could* catch me.

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[repeatshimself]

okay good because my answer to the age old 'where's your twin' questions is

i am not my brothers keeper

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[team_sociopath]

yeah, you're just the one that gets both of us in trouble

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[repeatshimself]

look if the maids just knocked this wouldn't be an issue

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[team_sociopath]

do you not understand what cheap motels are for bro? or like. other people's houses?

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[repeatshimself]

oh right because that would have been better. cnn:

in other news william lensherr, fourth in line for the genoshan throne, caught in a cheap motel with a mysterious blond. mysterious blond is also male. scandalous pictures at 5