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[team_sociopath]

Okay, so today I learned something.

If you get stupid cursed and do something crazy, like basically take over a bar and buy everyone several rounds of drinks, because you think you can afford it and you tell the bartender to put it on your tab, you have to pay that tab. Even if you can prove you aren't whoever you said you were that day and the

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[dulcisnuntius]

Ouch! How much do you owe them?

[team_sociopath]

A lot. I'd be more specific but it hurts too much.

[dulcisnuntius]

Maybe you could get a job as a marathon winner! Do people get paid for that?

[team_sociopath]

Probably.

But are there marathons here?

[repeatshimself]

I'll give you a recommendation if you need one.

[team_sociopath]

A glowing one, I hope.

[repeatshimself]

'He's my brother but I can't guarantee he won't eat your pizza.'

[team_sociopath]

'He's my brother and he's super-motivated to get paid so he's not in debt forever.'