I always assumed that the proper way of "returning" one would be something to the effect of "Bitch, I want my money back" followed by kicking her ass out the door.
My! How uncouth! I always can depend on you to be the rough member of our online menagarie!
Oh...I almost forgot! I hope you get your period soon, you promiscuous tramp! :D That's what you get when you date a guy named after a cheap brand of cigarettes (and apparently a penis to match the size!). For the record, my real name is Marlboro Forrenchwydik (work out the phonetics).
I vaguely remember coworker commenting on finding a pube of yours on the shower head of the hotel room you were sharing for the annual conference. That's talent.
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Oh...I almost forgot! I hope you get your period soon, you promiscuous tramp! :D That's what you get when you date a guy named after a cheap brand of cigarettes (and apparently a penis to match the size!). For the record, my real name is Marlboro Forrenchwydik (work out the phonetics).
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